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day 22 #FebPhotoFest2015 #SinfulSunday #SundayResolution

you ever have one of those days

where everyone around you (real life, web or what not) seem to open their mouth

and their words just seem so stupid you want to tell them

“oi, you, roll your brain back up and put it where it belongs cause right now it is hanging out your mouth”

yeah i have weird days like that

checking my email just now and title of Fetlife post

“I’m a christian and conservative in Dallas…”

i did this weird face at my screen

blinked a lot

pursed my lips and lifted one of my eyebrows

literally my first thought

“yah… ok.. so like, ya want fries with that spankin’?”

of course you have to imagine that in a midwestern twang

something off saturday night live parodies

or the mom from bobby’s world

of of course… fargo!

yeah hi, i’m from wisconsin




i did the whole good girl thing yesterday

i went ice skating

i was all giddy and bouncy and all kinds of brainless fluff

the kind of high you get when you havent done shit in 10 years and you just pulled it off!

so i get up this morning


so i made them

yessiree bobski!

and then i lost all my energy

all my pep

and all these plans that TinMan and i had been dreaming up

ya know… more scavenger hunt ideas

cause it was sunny today….

yeah fork that!

we went treasure hunting instead


i did try but damn just going up the stairs and my hips went “you stupid…get your ass back in bed”

ok ok slow going

so here is our treasure hunt for you lucky lot of misfits reading my madness

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it was rather zen like, laying in the sun as TinMan drew all over me

PicMonkey Collage treasure hunt 1-4

a closer view of 1… 2… 3… 4… !!!

PicMonkey Collage treasure hunt 5-7

and here we have the rest!

5… 6… and 7!!

at first he was going to write the words with the images

but hell! why forget to draw on my back too!


why not!

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TinMan had been talking about a comedian who was comparing their body to that of a map

with so many things happening over a life time

each trace of life, a mark on the map

thus a treasure map

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though honestly when he showed me this image!

i wasnt exactly sure if 7 was…

that my booty is the treasure or that my boobs are the treasure

i know he STARTED with the idea of my heart being the treasure, after seeing this i just dont know


and the reason i add this to my sunday resolution list

accepting that my body is not me

it is the case that holds me

i am making changes

bettering myself

but as number 3 says

“escape hatch”

i had kids and that adds marks to the map

not good or bad

just more adventures crossed

i accept this

ok off to watch movies and relax!

enjoy your sunday

ps… kilt bear rum is awesome! and i normally hate rum

Sinful SundayPhotofest2015


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