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10 of 31 March photography challenge

Today’s challenge is “the ground”

I have no energy…

I feel a sinus infection starting

Desperately need to be productive in the house but I just want to sleep

I don’t feel sexy…

I don’t want to do anything…

But I took a paddle and put it on the ground…

Tada! I win for “the ground” challenge

And there’s a pussy pic too…

Granted not the kind you’d typically associate with erotic photography but humor… hehe

The paddle is made of Corian, typically used for countertops in the states and can be molded to a number of forms

I bought it from a vendor at the LFF (London Fetish Fair) a number of years ago

I rarely use it for kink

More to scare off idiots trying to misbehave in my kitchen haha

Tomorrow’s challenge is “contentment”

Need cuddles for that

Will need more coffee too

The cats keep trying to steal mine

3 of 31 March photography challenge

Today’s challenge is “in your hands”


Earlier I had chocolate in my hands

Melting for a tasty treat

But alone in my room…

I’m reminded that waking up my sex drive is literally “in my hands”

I want others to help

To inspire

But I don’t want to be codependent

I am a water sign

I want an exchange, a flow that pulls back and forth

Which why I’m a Switch

Though many want me to be one or the other

So tonight I’m reminded that I have toys

My ben wa balls

Collecting dust from my lack of lust

But I’ll clean them off

Give them another try

I guess it’s time to exercise haha

4 toys for tonight

written 9 months ago

i have a wonderful sex toy… but for the last two weeks i have been forced to use it as my naughty perverted friends tempt and tease me while they know i have to behave
i wore out the batteries…

it is an awesome toy
i mean..IT HAS A TURBO BUTTON!! O.O and it bends well and is soft and solid and has many speeds!
i wore it out because the last two weeks i was in london and all my pervy friends kept writing smut for me… i was horny for two weeks non stop in a hostel with 3 sexy young spanish woman walking around in just panties and short tops! i had to behave!!!! whimpers


i have 4 toys that are a great back up plan

i put one egg into my ass, in one of those jelly sacks with bumps
ben wa balls in the front, a dildo in next
then another egg at my clit

i then straddle a pillow and grind to some really good music

those 4 toys are my plan for the night

What i want under the christmas tree

written 2011

note: did not get any of these for birthday or xmass

ok not the stupid bra, that ruins it but!!! i want this!

and with that i want this to go with it!!

i am thinking i would be willing to only wear nipple pasties for the event i want to wear those at but i havent found any i like yet

this skirt would do even though i would like a lil more bounce or a proper mens leather kilt

i think i would wear these under the skirt
with some good stockings, thigh high only

and that is just the outfit i want
all the toys and accessories
sigh one day i will have pretties

oh the fun i could have at next dragoncon

Yes… i am satisfied… for now

written 2010

note: i never did write the second part to this, how the night ended but this really did happen

but later i will want more i will become greedy and need to be satisfied again and again… i am fine with this, pleased with this, i want this….

i have been unsatisfied for a long time and no amount of words or actions had changed things until i talked the hubby into bringing home the riding crop he had bought at a tourist shop in egypt when he was 13 and with his family

that crop was calling for attention, it needed lotion to be rubbed onto it to make the leather soft again but ohhh did it shine like it woke up from a long sleep

the handle, the head of Nefertiti, the goddess demanding sex, demanding pleasure, demanding pain and demanding it NOW!

how could either of us refuse…

since bringing Nefertiti home she has been enjoying us, keeping us up late and making me have to stifle my screams of pain and pleasure… and i have loved every second of it

last night was the best of all the nights, oh how the hubby is learning to let go and have fun with me, to enjoy my groans of pain my screams of pleasure and the moans of ecstasy

i was at the kitchen table, playing on the net, twetting… he sidles up close and reaches into my pants and fondles and gropes my ass, then unzips my pants and pushes them down just low enough to get his fingers wet between legs

i was curious how long he would play with me so i sent one last twitter message.. “eppp!!”

he started to touch me more, squeezing my butt in his strong hands making the red from his dry skin, pulling my pants lower and having me step out of them completely

he reaches into my shirt and takes off my bra then pulls each of my breast out so they are held up by my tight shirt, my nipples hard and cold. pulling on my nipples hard making me wince in pain then massaging away the pain just to tease me.

he leaves me standing there in the cold and comes back with the oil, letting it drip down cold on my lower back so it slides down over my butt making me shiver with cold and excitement

rubbing the oil into my skin he is excited, i can tell from the way he touches my clit with his oiled fingers and the change in his breathing, he has not said a word and i simply cannot due to the pleasure of his attention

he stops suddenly and i feel empty as he walks away, i want more attention, i want more warmth and then it comes… he hits me lightly at first on the ass with the crop ..oooo it feels so good, then he goes harder and grabs my breast.. even better and i am biting my lip

grins evily the rest for the next post

note: this is the crop he used on me 🙂



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