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9 of 31 March photography challenge


Today’s challenge is “two things”

I’m too tired for me to be highly creative but I’m still trying to keep with my goal and not skip a day

Also too tired to give into my random giggle fit from earlier today when I went into a Dr Seuss mode…

Brain went loopy and wanted…

One thing

Two things

Red things

Blue things

And continue on with a little hat

Some other odd rhymes as well

The reason I was giggling hard is because I wanted to draw on myself and do a picture for each of the “things”

Ok… yes… and to find a little hat

But I’m exhausted

In need of cuddles and affection

An orgasm would be nice as well

Instead I give you this…

An image of two fun and naughty things

My strapon harness from Sh Emporium and my favorite pain stick I bought years ago at LFF (London Fetish Fair)

I really miss London, my favorite shops, events and amazing people

Tomorrow’s challenge is “the ground”

I’m off to bed

To curl up in massive amounts of pillows and covers, possibly hunt down that illusive orgasm monster and try to tempt the Sandman to love me… instead of being held captive by Mistress Insomnia hehe

INNOCENT #strapon #selfie for #SinfulSunday


Sinful Sunday

really the picture is rather innocent

even though i am topless and that is a strapon being molested but the flexible tripod

starting out with a shirt and seeing how the position is for the camera and the strapon

Image

now topless and making sure to tease by NOT showing nipple 😉

Image

sadly this pretty little toy has yet to be used…

after two years of owning it… maybe more now

so many willing victims have said “pick me pick me” but i never had the time, privacy or i was taken and off the market

sad times i tell you 😉

“suck out the inside of an egg with a strapon” humorous rant about hubby


Note: for those of you who do NOT follow me on facebook and thus may have NO FUCKING IDEA bout what is going on my life… i am in the process of divorcing my husband of 11 years married but 13 in total, he is the biological father of my 6yr old and the adopted father of my other two boys (12 & 16)…

as with any divorce there are issues aplenty and this is no exception!

i am trying VERY FUCKING HARD to stay neutral and objective so that the children have the least problems with the most benefit from the situation… while my husband is acting a bit more … well.. manipulative and giving me many reasons to NEED to vent

so i hope you can see the humor in my frustrations haha and help me laugh away these frustrations 😀

 

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i would like to take this opportunity to say that 
i love my boyfriend 
for the simple reason…

that he doesnt make me feel like i am trying to suck out the inside of an egg with a strapon…

now, if you can understand how impossible that task would be without some sort of SERIOUS modifications… you now understand what a cunt i am dealing with in regards to Ze Ex IT (Ze Ex In Training) …(written with a Ze instead of The because he is french)

though i do admit TinMan is awesome for other reasons as well haha

The strapon


written 1 month ago

note: i visited my male friend, he had bought some fun toys and i got to use some of them on him, he is not gay or bi but really loves his ass being played with

Your eyes are beautiful, your smile is what I crave and you are the sweetest friend I have…

Feels so relaxing to snuggle up in your arms, hold you tight as you sleep, to be the one that watches over you…

There is something in you that calls out for me to be gentle, to take care of you and love you even if just for one night.

But that ass…

You have this beautiful ass that makes me want to use and abuse it.

Just feels so good to run my hands over you jeans when in public, pinch and pat when on the tube.

Get you home and strip you down, turn you on and get out the toys…

The first time I saw what you had bought I was shy but excited, I had always wanted to try a strapon.

After a while I just had to try it, put the straps up over my thighs.

Tighten up each one and adjust how the cock hangs between my legs.

I feel so naughty standing there, excited and knowing I have something new to try

I know to use lube, to use lots of it and go slow.

You know I am a gentle lover, I will make sure you are ok, that everything feels good and doesn’t hurt in ways it shouldn’t…

Turning on that lil bullet, feeling the vibration and then slowly sliding into you

I was so wet, so excited, taking control and fucking your ass… such a high

But next time I want to use my toy, I just bought it and mine has something to please me instead of just teasing me…

(armedwithcoffee)

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