HEY STUPID!! no i wont fuck you


if you have been following my blog

you know two things about me

1…. i have no problem posting pics of my breasts, talking about sex and writing erotically

and

2…. i am intelligent

those two things are very dangerous

why

because i will fucking bitch slap your ego back to when you were 5 and just discovering what you can do with your dick while you take a bubble bath

why do i say this

cause 90% of the guys contacting me are fucking retarded

i have multiple profiles on sites like okcupid, adoptunmec, alt, fetlife, seeking arrangements, on va sortir, rent a friend, adultwork, and have been on other “dating sites” … in each profile i explain who i am, what i want and what i need from other people

sure the dating sites are for dating…

i like going out on dates, doesn’t mean your cock is gonna end up in my mouth and sure as hell aint ending up in my pussy just cause you promise to give me an awesome orgasm

promises don’t mean shit

why am i on dating sites if i only want friendship?

duh stupid

one day i might find the perfect guy for me… he sure as fuck better be a friend

everything starts as friendship

i have so few friends in this country and i want more!

dating sites seem to be my only choice to make friends and instead i find fuck nuts thinking they can change my mind

‘srisly i dont fucking think so

i would love to meet more women

i would love to explore women and gain experience and change some of what i write so i focus on sex and not sex with men only

but women are even harder to meet here

gahhhh i want to smack the stupid out of people

if i am on a kink site i expect more people trying to meet for sex and kink

thats a given…

but again

i am fucking clear as all hell with what i want and the type of respect i demand from others contact me

want to be added to my friends list, send me a god damn message first you twatwaffle droopy dick

what to seduce me?

yeah saying you want to smell my farts may not be the best opening message

ok you are submissive… you sure as hell aint MY sub

fine be respectful but be a real fucking person!

i have no time to spend looking through each diminutive statement to find the hidden personality that will tell me if you are even worth my time in the first place

should i like your voice but you cant follow a simple request…

you then blow up my phone with stupidity that you later say is “miscommunication”

when i asked in the first place “do you understand what i want from you” and you say yes

‘srsly!

youz retahded!!

if i am on an adult site to escort.. no i will not fuck you for less than the amount posted

why? cause you don’t fucking merit my body, mind or time to get a fucking freebe or discount

sex is an art if done correctly

and artists of any kind should not learn to create their art, become proficient at their art, spend huge amounts of time maintaining their skill level and then give free shit just cause someone “asked nicely”

fuck you

work is work

pay ya lazy craptastic fucktard

if i am on a sugar daddy site.. what do i want… something special

i dont want to be a princess but i sure as hell want to be treated as i deserve

and that means i want money to better my life and i will make your life richer for making your bank just a tad bit less full

i am not greedy but i am a sure thing and worth every cent

if someone asked me to be theirs exclusively, i would… but it has to be worth it

no one has made it worth it

…. i am smart, funny, expressive, intuitive, empathetic, i am genuine…. i am awake! i am evolved!!

i am not better than others, i am different…

but dammit i am sapiosexual

if you are too stupid to stimulate my brain… i dont want you in my bed

if i want a guy just to fuck and not think, i can go find exactly what i want…but that doesnt interest me

i want brains!

i am like a zombie… STARVING HERE!!!

where the fuck are the brains!!!

i mean srsly! dude! what the fuck!

him: “hey want to meet me”

me: why? be honest
him:”sex”

me: you read my profile?
him: “yes”

me: you understand i dont want sex? you think you can change my mind?
him: “yes”

me: ok you have one chance, good luck
him: “i promise to give you an amazing orgasm”

me: yeah but no! you have to convince me to meet you in the first place, not give me a reason to want to meet you a second time

people are stupid

this day has been stupid

i mean, how many stupid people does it take to convince me to fuck them?
i honestly dont know but they keep trying and i had 5 in the last 10 minutes

No Fucks Given #SFWvideo #SundayResolution


as with the theme i created for myself… sunday resolutions… i am posting another thing that i want to stick to in the following year

— i have no fucks to give you at this time… live with it! —

basically everyone has been using me

either because i enjoy being a giver or because they think so little of me that they just cant understand how hard i work to give them the small things or the big things they desire

i got into a fight with my 17yr old this weekend

it is not the first time and it wont be the last

but i am tired of being viewed as his older sister or someone he has the right to treat like shit or ignore the rules but then gets pissed off when i lay down the law and state what i need from him and the house

he isn’t the only one to treat me like nothing

there are a number of men out there that label themselves submissive and then get bitchy at me when i tell them

no sorry hun, it is too much work to give you the pleasure you are saying i should give you

they treat me like i have no choice but to add them to my skype or to tell them what i would do with them if  i was their mistress, they behave like little children demanding attention and acting like dicks…. then getting upset when i say no candy for you

i will not be used

i will ot be treated this way

it is another form of victimization and i fucking wont have it!

so… no fucks given at this time

now… on a humor side

i have seen this video before but i forget when

recently @gentelclown showed me the video again and it stuck with me

the humor, the sarcasm, the wit and the weirdness of life

so i think that when it comes to giving to others

i shall shrink down a part of my brain and pretend to be a koala…

you want something? thats nice… watch me sit in the rain not giving a fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqQL-1gZF8

i hope this gives you an idea of what my year is going to be like… more about me and less about being used

i am not egotistical, i am not greedy… but i think it is about fucking time people give back to me

i will not be used

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