#SinfulSunday D is for Dork


as always

sunday is about the sinful image

click on the lips to see who else is having fun today

Sinful Sunday

this sunday is the first of the month and that means a special theme

today is brought to you by the letter D and our amazing sponsor Godemiche

as most others tend to go for the more naughty, erotic and down right smexy!

i like to add in the humor that can sometimes can be lacking

because

i’m a dork

D is also for dungeons… and dragons

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did i mention i was a dork?!!

tonight i was able to get some fun pictures, thanks to TinMan

using my body as the attack board for some D&D style fun

the above image helps to set the stage and test lighting … though you can’t really tell where the dragons are sitting

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maybe this one will tease a bit less

 

 

or maybe this one?

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more and more of the dangerous characters appear

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crossing the “land” on some daring adventures

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up hill and….

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down dale

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at the end of the day, the battle is still undecided

hope you enjoy my lil dive into the worlds or fantasy and giant whale penis….

dork..

#SinfulSunday oops! did i flashed the cops?


so yesterday was another hot one in france

i had company coming over and wanted to clean up the house a bit since my boys went back to my ex

my room was last on the list to organize and since it was so hot i decided to be naked and sweat as little as possible.. hard to do with the sun shining full blast into my bedroom window

i really do try to avoid flashing the neighbors as my room faces the road but i heard a noise outside hahah

seems a helicopter was circling the area and by the colors and flight pattern i could tell it was not one of the machines from the hospital.. so that left cops or military

either way i was standing at the window, completely nude and showing off my pale skin to any who happened to look my way

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which i am pretty sure they did as they circled back a few times and angled so they could get a clear view but from a respectful distance

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i found the whole situation extremely funny

then again my style of humor is often a bit naughty and i really can’t help but tease the poor french men who seem to have a serious affection for large breasts

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so i’m off to check out who else is being naughty this lovely sinful sunday

click on the links and see what pictures others have been posting, as sinful sunday is all about the image.. please like and share and comment as you can for all of us

 

 

 

Sinful Sunday

4 years & a #ScavengerHunt


seems i have been on wordpress for a long 4 years

it has been an adventure

finding someone to believe in me enough to tell me to get my ass on here and write, post pictures and share who i am… thank you Molly

helping to learn who i am, who i was repressing for the desires of others… and divorcing myself from those who tried to control and hold me back

4 years of tears, laughter, random thoughts, venting at the world, sharing my curves and how i see the world

so much i wanted to do with blog but never did and yet i am still here, still posting.. though more pictures than words these last few years.. again, thanks to Molly and her sinful sundays

but others too! the friends i have made at events in london or on twitter and through facebook or friends of friends… the lovelies who leave comments… far too many to name

i still wish i had a muse to bring back the passion that is sleeping inside of me but i know this will come more easily the closer i get to my goal of being in a safe, happy ME zone… and i am getting there… so damn slowly but it is happening!

so thank you… all of you

and to my special Curvaceous Dee for inspiring me to join the scavenger hunt, sharing who i am in a fun, exciting and courageous way… which in turn helps me to help others love their body simply because it is theirs to love

so here is a pic of me today

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i was out with the girls and decided, what the hell, take a pic… get them hooked on the fun and silliness 😀

here are some other pics of my day, out and about..

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since my boys decided they wanted to stay home and play video games, they missed out on seeing the old abandoned pottery building

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we couldn’t go in but was a good walk around and i took so many pictures

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it was a good day out, being silly with others who “get me”

many hugs

 

 

 

 

giggly jiggly boobs & a cat


paprika cat has been very silly tonight

figured i would share her silliness

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hope you enjoy

i’m off to bed

 

dark humor “sacrificial lamb” cake


i was out and about last week

doing the shopping before my boys would spend the weekend with me

all the stores were packed with easter candy

the standard chocolate bunnies and eggs

even the rare chocolate dinosaur!!

but what really got me was the cake i found

it was shaped like a lamb

i nearly lost it at the store

i was repressing so much laughter

knowing the others around me would not understand my humor

i had to have one!

there must be a sacrifice!! hehe

i really wanted to have a barbie doll with a toy knife but well no such luck and wasnt buying one… thought about mr potato head… hehe

also saw a toy boat in my boys room

thought of laying down a protective cover and adding a lil bit of alcohol on the lamb cake

set that on fire and fake a viking pyre haha

my 14 year old was laughing hard at all my ideas

he loves my dark humor

so none of the outlandish stuff…

K.I.S.S. .. as in Keep It Shit Simple or Keep It Simple Stupid

so i sliced into the neck of the cake enough to make a gap

added some strawberries

took some of the strawberry sauce with fig and violet jam to thicken it up to look like blood

and drizzled into the cut for it to pour down

worked great

loved taking the pics and it was very tasty

so i hope you enjoy my dark humor as much as i do

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E.B. Starpointer

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