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    May 2021
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sniffles and coughs… blah i’m sick

oh the sniffles

uggg the sneezes

poor me with the blahs

feeling so high with this cold

no drugs yet

had the drinks yesterday

day before too

mmmm grog is tasty

so… umm… like

anyone wanna send me a care package that has a cuddly cute person to pamper me with warm soup and cuddles

massage would be nice

better in the shower (no tub *sad shalla is sad*)

oh well

maybe next time

gonna take a nap and try to get better

have so much silliness and sex to blog about but can’t function when sick with the sniffles and cough and and and…stupid strep

brain is melted right now

Oct 13th No Bra Day …. yup, i took pics to prove it

so i took a bunch of pics to help support breast cancer awareness month

as well as the specific “no bra day”

i made two memes to post on facebook from those pictures

one is more … innocent

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not that you can see the devil horns but they are there haha

i blame cara sutra for the idea of the horns…

again not that you see them in the above picture

and she inspired me for the cincher in the pic below

the second pic …less innocent but no nipple!

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safe for the evils of facebook haha

as for my blog

well i can post whatever i want


“yay boobies” as the boys tend to say


side view…. i learned some folks enjoy an armpit


i got this cincher just under an inch of gap ..

when i bought this about 3 years ago, it was a size too small

slowly winning back who i am


and a bit of pain… just a bit

Why wait for October #BreastCancerAwareness

so, one of my new guys left a comment saying how much he likes breasts

well that got the “like” symbol stuck in my head and i wanted to do something cute

but being that it is now september and just a few short weeks until october

why not create a meme to share with others

a reminder

for women yes but for men as well

so here are my breasts

 a happy reminder that everyone should get a check up to stay healthy

i have posted this on my facebook page and you can easily share from there 

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please be good to yourself and those you love

ladies please practice self exams to learn your body

( and for my lovely men too )

for good health as well as for pleasure

love yourself in all the best ways for all the best reasons

love others for that same reason

oh look!… why yes that’s rodent shit… aren’t you lucky!

so lets sum up this year in my housing situation (ok really just about 6 months)

mid august i sign papers on a 3bd house
it is technically a townhouse although the whole thing was once a big stone thing…now divided into 3 different houses and refurbish/extensions and all that happy whooha

near the middle of nowhere with a lil bit of garden and some land in front that is wild run space for the neighborhood cats (mine included)

wasnt my first choice but being poor, on french gov help (read that as slow as fuck and random due to so many complications that the US system actually “seems” competent) i dont have many options and i was on a deadline that was fading fast

i pay too much
sept comes around quick… neighbor is fucking MENTAL as all get up and not the fun kind..starts stalking me all the way through october

oct.. starting to get cold, cant keep house warm enough, always damp and neighbor fucktard ruins my birthday and halloween… remember me ranting about wanting to slash his throat for kissing me and putting his hands on me without invite?

nov… son and i have both been sick, he has missed over 130hrs of school.. oh look MOLD IN THE FUCKING HOUSE… but ya know, owners mom (one of neighbors) says just air the house 20min each day and use vinegar or bleach.. my son and i are fucking allergic to chemicals smells and mold… and i am paying wayyyyyy to much to heat the house and it is always cold!

dec… son drops out of school cause of abuse from school over his sickness and doctors being dicks…got someone to clean the mold but it is in the strips around the windows so those have to come out and be resealed… iaint touching that….

jan… you hear that? yeah google heard that… something in the ceiling and the side wall.. fuck… mold coming back slowly, bill 2 for heating still too damn high (for nothing) wiring off in certain areas, other small issues

feb… rinse repeat all the fucking above..threw out some food that had gone molding on the outside..flour…rice was swollen in the box… lovely

oh look! its march 3rd 2:23 am and guess what I HAVE FECAL MATER IN MY “CLOSET”… i made a glass fall to the floor and break..not meaning to, the table was too cluttered while i was cooking

google was seriously interested in me cleaning up the glass but my 17yr old held the cat down to keep him out of the way as i swept up

then i bend down near the “closet”… thats animal shit… i know that smell, i worked with rodents before
the “closet” is a small door and “area” with open pit like thing with ladder down into cellar/cave.. yeah that door stays closed, i like my wine where i can drink it

so i never open it… but i open it tonight
the opening was closed off with a cement lid, it can be removed but can also make the whole thing usable for storage…as fucking if! not with all the moisture in this house
so on the slab i see shit all over, some fresher than others, some grey tuffs that could be fur or mold of excellent standing… i didnt really look that hard

took a pic with a 2€ coin… think about the size of a quarter.. some of the droppings were nearly the diameter of the damn coin … think just under an inch

there is also a “shelf” like ceiling which had poo in one area but not where the piping is so i am doubting rats
i looked outside and the window to the area above the shelfing thing… not open and slightly higher and to one side is poo smears…
all of that being well over 7′ up

i could fucking scream
not that it is rodents
already saw a cute lil one in the garage but not typical mouse, different tail… i know mice

no i could scream in frustration
i could grab the damn rodent (if found) and swing the fucker by its tail and bash it into the wall, brain first
so fucking fed up with trying so hard to just have the simple things in life and every blessing is just another time bomb waiting to blow

sorry… needed to vent

day 9 #FebPhotoFest2015 fruit punch style grog

so i was seriously in bad shape yesterday

it was like i was doing things in reverse

seriously ill, hangover like symptoms

then i start to feel better but totally drunk feeling

then i made a cocktail …because i couldnt find a grog recipe i liked

after that i started to feel tipsy

by the time i was done with my huge drink

i was sober


some days i feel i am NOT normal


today i made a strong tea

then added that to chopped and sliced fruit to make a sort of mulled wine

but without the wine

which is why i am saying a fruit punch grog


in the pot i have

sliced oranges


golden raisins


a date

few goji berries

few coconut flakes

almond powder

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in a seperate mug i let sit in hot water

a mix of






dried lemon grace

few golden raisins

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i dumped out/trashed the solid bits in the strainer

added the liquid and the tea to the fruit in the pot


tested some of the liquid in a mug with rum and honey

found out i dont like the rum and honey with all this

added pineapple juice to the pot

heated again

strained the liquid into my mug

added honey and a mix of vodka with pink grapefruit alcohol

very tasty!

also added a lil coconut oil to get an extra healing effect

(don’t do that if you are allergic to coconut!!)

and here is proof of me enjoy my hot fruit punch grog in style!

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hope you are having a good february

follow along to see who else is posting a pic every day this month



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