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A spoonful of sugar


I’ve been back on Twitter lately

Mixing in with the various types of madness which occur when you can mingle with so many minds

The lockdown has the world sharing so many aspects of themselves

The fear, loss and anger

As well as the insatiable desires that are being withheld

While I do enjoy a well done erotic post

I have to admit that it’s the bits of poetry I find here and there…

The ones that speak to my soul and remind me of aspects of who I used to be…

Who I want to become again…

Their words rattle through my brain and on rare occasions I feel a lost tingling of lust head towards the surface

While other times a bit of cheek grabs at me and wakes up a bit of snarky humor

The other day was just such

This one gent posted a bit of a tease post and of course I had to tease back in equal measures

I really don’t flirt any more

Not with that typical Scorpio intensity as before

But I’m genuine, I can be silly and that’s its own style of flirting without meaning to

A bit of harmless fun which lacks the gagging for sexual attention

Because I’m not…

I need to feel inspired for my desires to surface, I’m a water sign after all and my lust has been sleeping down where few dare to swim

But humor is far closer and I felt inspired

So I teased this twitter-man, a self proclaimed lover of milf’s

And while I know I am a milf, perhaps not to all but by quite a few…

I decided to challenge it and prove my status

He was cheeky

Talking about a cupcake as if it was a lover

For me it was a horrible tease, not having had proper American frosting in years…

So…

Fuck it!

I’ll make my own damn frosting!

After all, being sexy is more than a pretty face and desire to fuck

There is seduction as well

They say, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, I thought I’d test this and see if it adds to my charm

There is a chance that my spoonful of sugar was not as exciting as he had hoped

Being that I tagged him in a post, hours before taking my pictures… Building tension is part of seduction

But I couldn’t let that be the end of the game

Where’s the fun in only going “titt for tatt”

I like finding random people who can inspire me

I lost my muse a few years ago, my Major, I still think of him but…

There’s no going back

And I rarely speak to TinMan, while I miss and love him dearly…

Times change and life happens

So, having random bits of inspiration floating into my life…

Helps me be creative

And is much appreciated

Feel free to help inspire me

22 of 31 March photography challenge + #sinfulsunday


Time to mix things up

In more ways than one

Today’s challenge is “stripes”

I take no responsibility for you laughter or loss of Libido for the final picture in this collection 🤣

But…

Sinful Sunday is all about the erotic, sensual, sexual, kinky and other sides of sin

So we will start with those kind of stripes

Click on the lips to see the other lovelies being sinful

Sinful Sunday

Please like, share and comment

Due to my health, insomnia and craptastic internet…

I don’t always lead by example and do apologise to my fellow bloggers ♥️

And now to ruin your sexual excitement 🤣

I had a bitch of a time coming up for “stripes” as a normal picture

I also had a moment of sleep deprivation stoopids and I did a number of silly shots before settling on something boring

like the strap of a bag

And teasing the vanilla people about my blog but giving no details haha

This is my favorite of the silly shots

It’s no real surprise I’m single 🤣

Tomorrow’s challenge is “rings”

Too bad I’ve got no cock to like and put a ring on it haha

10 of 31 March photography challenge


Today’s challenge is “the ground”

I have no energy…

I feel a sinus infection starting

Desperately need to be productive in the house but I just want to sleep

I don’t feel sexy…

I don’t want to do anything…

But I took a paddle and put it on the ground…

Tada! I win for “the ground” challenge

And there’s a pussy pic too…

Granted not the kind you’d typically associate with erotic photography but humor… hehe

The paddle is made of Corian, typically used for countertops in the states and can be molded to a number of forms

I bought it from a vendor at the LFF (London Fetish Fair) a number of years ago

I rarely use it for kink

More to scare off idiots trying to misbehave in my kitchen haha

Tomorrow’s challenge is “contentment”

Need cuddles for that

Will need more coffee too

The cats keep trying to steal mine

News of the day…. plus #coffee & #boobs


news of the day
need coffee

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need more coffee
omfuckinggawd someone pour the tasty coffee down my throat
in other news
have house to clean, shower to take, huge fly to help escape my room…..*wanders off*
THIS JUST IN!
large fly was saved from a slow death in the house and there are reports that a mayfly style of friend was also able to make an escape
we now return you to your regular broadcast
laundry to put away, bags to pack as i am going away saturday to a house warming party…
OMG WHERE IS MY COFFEEEEEEEE…. oh right
no slaves, have to make myself
*whimpers*
fuck it, shower and then pictures of my boobs

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i don’t want to adult today

i think i will play hide and seek with the house plants

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you can’t seeeeee me!!!!

you know it really is difficult adulting when you just want to have fun and be silly

health, a #SundayResolution


i have been thinking
everyone makes new years resolutions and then give up after a few seconds or maybe months
but when i think about what they are doing…
it doesn’t fit with me

i have noticed that people treat new years resolutions like lent
i must give up something and become a better person for losing this sin

i don’t want to give things up
i do that all the time
i constantly try to get rid of the negative in my life and be cheerful
if you read my posts on facebook you might say the opposite
but my life is full of struggle and pain
so facebook is my venting space
but overall i really am a very happy person
more so considering all the shit i live with on a daily basis

since i am not religious… but i understand the concepts in various religions and philosophies..
i don’t do “lent”…
and i wont give up things like energy drinks and chocolate for the new year

i want to ADD things into my life

i always TRY to eat healthy and i always want to exercise more
but those are not things i will do simply because it is the new year

so i have been looking at the various lists out there
what people think are important to do in a resolution

one said read more
and i like that idea because that falls into the category of being good to myself
setting up a calm space for me, a nice drink of some kind, comfy pillows and background music
just relaxing with a book

now i do read a lot of sci fi but i should be reading more smutt
i have so many friends who write erotica and i should be devoting more time to their words
that is what a good friend does and i would like to be a good friend

i decided
my new years resolution is complicated
and since i want to blog more and take more pictures
i will do like molly from Molly’s Daily Kiss

she and others are often participating in Memes that mix photography and ideas
i loved her advent calendar of pictures with the alphabet theme
and there have been others she has done… as you can tell she is an inspiration for me

what i want to do is be realistic
i am lazy due to so much stress in my life
i know i cant post every sunday but i try for the #SinfulSunday meme

i had the idea to count how many sundays there are, per month, in 2015
most have 4 but some have 5
if i stick with the idea of the once a month theme for sinful sunday that removes one sunday per month from the list of resolutions

if i take off the 4 extra sundays throughout the year where there are a total of 5 sundays in a month…
and if i take off one more sunday per month…

well roughly that means i will keep trying to post the themed sinful sunday and 2 more sundays per month
i think i can do 3 sundays a month in total for posting blogs and pictures
it is a small goal but it is something i want to do

so each sunday blog entry will be my personal theme and interpretation of one of my new years resolutions

today i start with health…
drinking hot coffee with milk, vanilla extract, unrefined brown sugar (when unrefined there are lots of health benefits) and coconut oil (needed for my various health issues)

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and as you can see, i am also nude and slow to leave my bed
but i was a good girl and MADE my bed hahaha

(armedwithcoffee)

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