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    May 2021
    M T W T F S S

may the 4th be with you, audio too #SFW

so i decided to do the audio before putting it to wordpress

that way it is out of the way and i can stress less

i also had a lot of inspiration

google, my cat, decided he wanted to be a bird

and since i say that i am a pirate and my car is my ship


google obviously must be my parrot


which would explain why he has started perching on my mirrors

dopey cat!


so i took pics and posted audio


then i went out and on the way home i saw a rainbow

nothing overly unusual in the seeing…

it was very pretty, strong colors, at one point was a double rainbow and most of the strong one touched both sides


the end that did seem to hit the ground

the pot of gold if you will

well it landed at a store that sells various types of european beer

sadly it was closed

but there is beer at the end of the rainbow and now i have my own proof

IMG_3384 a

and more audio


so we shall see what madness tomorrow brings

kay i love you bahbye!

day 3 & 1/2 #SFW audio a say for the month of may

oh sure… as i write this and do yet a 3rd recording for my day 3 recording….

the others start to show up on my audioboom site lol

how obnoxious!

kind of misses my goal for one each day and yet i am still counting it

i will play by the same rules as molly

10am stateside time is my cut off for the night before hahha

covers so many of the time zones that way

sorry for all the rambling

when i have an idea i try to stay focused

but when things go wrong i get ramdom

so i will add day 3 & 1/2


hopefully i can add the first day 3 later

should it show up on my audio page that is

but i also made a recording using another means

hopefully that one will also work here

and it doesnt

damn wrong file

ok i give up lol

you have one that is good enough

tomorrow i will try to get in a post earlier

hard with the kids and the bad weather

Audio for the month of may… day 1

so i was thinking that i want to get back into writing

but also try to do a sort of personal competition

in february i participated in the meme run by molly of molly’s daily kiss

along with others who had fun trying to post an image each day


well i recently read about ASMR and how some people are more affected by sounds than others

that some can zone out on simple things like whispers, crinkled paper or the melodic drone of someone

passionately describing jewelry on the shopping network

personally i adore the owl boy… cute steampunk kid (i say kid but really a young man) role playing

that he is a go to guy for what needs you have in the steampunk world

he goes by the name of Whispering Owl

this is the video that had me giggling and made my day.. reminded me so much of my son (the almost 18yr old) and curious to see what mischief could be made for future videos

totally innocent haha

ASMR – Steampunk Merchant Role-Play HD

anyway there were others with much more erotic voices

though they had not put erotica as their goal

but i would love it if they did!

DelucaASMR and EpicASMR are two (but there are others) who i would love to have read erotica

even soft and innocent but sensual

i would love to be lulled to sleep in a seductive way

so i was thinking… do i have a voice for this?

i tend not to enjoy whispering, some people just do it wrong!!!!!

ok not wrong but it irritates me in a huge way

is that misophonia

i dont know but i will discover more over the month of may

either way i know people love my voice

and i now have a phone that can record and submit

mmm submission hahah

anyway here is the link to what i posted on facebook and twitter yesterday

sadly not very much attention was gained and i got very little feedback

but i will try here


what’s my plan for the month of may

simply put, one audio a day for the month of may

either something random

or something read from my blog

i hope you enjoy and i hope you will leave feedback

positive comments are great but feedback helps me learn and grow

loves ya lots

here is todays post


sorry this gets in just a touch after midnight but fuck it

there are two links of me hahaha

cheating ūüėČ

List 1 of written audioblogs

Note: I will make the effort (soonish) to attach each audio link to the written blogs xx


First written blogs on WordPress… List 1:

WordPress has stolen my virginity… http://audioboo.fm/boos/852667-wordpress-has-stolen-my-virginity

The start of it all means going back to the beginning… http://audioboo.fm/boos/852710-the-start-of-it-all-means-we-go-back-to-the-beginning

What to say… http://audioboo.fm/boos/852720-what-to-say

Bah humbug… http://audioboo.fm/boos/852746-bah-humbug

That fine line… http://audioboo.fm/boos/852769-that-fine-line

Selfish… http://audioboo.fm/boos/852781-selfish

Toy talk, need advice on toys… http://audioboo.fm/boos/852796-toy-talk-need-advice-on-toys

A belt… http://audioboo.fm/boos/852851-a-belt

Sooo true… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866629-soooo-true

Yes I am satisfied, for now… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866691-yes-i-am-satisfied-for-now

So bored… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866714-so-bored

Random sexual thoughts… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866764-random-sexual-thoughs

Dragoncon… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866813-dragoncon

On the radio… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866838-on-the-radio

A little thought… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866878-a-little-though

Written 2011… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866889-written-2011

Is it bad… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866905-is-it-bad

An observation… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866933-an-observation#t=0m0s

Erotica expo… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866950-erotica-expo

More pictures coming… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866968-more-pictures-coming

Coming to London… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866992-coming-to-london

First post from London… http://audioboo.fm/boos/867028-first-post-from-london

Gamers munch… http://audioboo.fm/boos/871325-gamers-munch

4 toys for tonight… http://audioboo.fm/boos/871362-4-toys-for-tonight

Now looking… http://audioboo.fm/boos/871426-now-looking

New bra, funny pics… http://audioboo.fm/boos/871440-new-bra-funny-story

Potential Sir… http://audioboo.fm/boos/871463-potential-sir

Sex… http://audioboo.fm/boos/871620-sex

Looking for my Dom… http://audioboo.fm/boos/871648-looking-for-my-dom

Give a compliment… http://audioboo.fm/boos/871659-give-a-compliment

Lonely… http://audioboo.fm/boos/871676-lonely

Why I write… http://audioboo.fm/boos/871680-why-i-write

Sexual thought of the day… http://audioboo.fm/boos/871699-sexual-though-of-the-day

How to feed a man… http://audioboo.fm/boos/902845-how-to-feed-a-man

Don’t be nervous with me… http://audioboo.fm/boos/912284-dont-be-nervous-with-me



1-10 of random audio blogs

Note: I will make the effort (soonish) to attach each audio link to each written blog, for now this will do ūüôā


Skipped files and holiday greetings:

Hi I’m shalla… http://audioboo.fm/boos/852637-hi-i-m-shalla

The act of skipping a blog… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866615-the-act-of-skipping-a-blog

Skipping a blog… http://audioboo.fm/boos/866959-skipping-a-blog

Too long to post… http://audioboo.fm/boos/871503-too-long-a-post

Happy holidays‚Ķ happy holidays…¬†http://audioboo.fm/boos/1129182-happy-holidays-2012

Ze random files 1-10:

1.. First random…¬†http://audioboo.fm/boos/870133-this-is-a-random-me-moment-not-one-of-the-written-blogs

2.. This is a random me moment, not one of the blogs… http://audioboo.fm/boos/870133-this-is-a-random-me-moment-not-one-of-the-written-blogs

3.. Random post.. http://audioboo.fm/boos/902820-random-post-3

4.. Random recording.. http://audioboo.fm/boos/912241-random-recording-number-4

5.. Fuck I am stressed.. http://audioboo.fm/boos/912269-random-recording-5-fuck-i-am-stressed-lol

6.. Monday morning random.. http://audioboo.fm/boos/1118035-monday-morning-random-blog

7.. Random in French.. http://audioboo.fm/boos/1118068-random-blog-7-in-french

8.. Inspired random of ukulele playing friend.. http://audioboo.fm/boos/1118116-random-8-mr-ukulele-man

9.. Random audio blog 9… http://audioboo.fm/boos/1143859-random-audio-blog-9

10.. Random recording 10 CHEER THE FUCK UP lol.. http://audioboo.fm/boos/1143911-random-recording-10-cheer-the-fuck-up-lol


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