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HEY STUPID!! no i wont fuck you

if you have been following my blog

you know two things about me

1…. i have no problem posting pics of my breasts, talking about sex and writing erotically


2…. i am intelligent

those two things are very dangerous


because i will fucking bitch slap your ego back to when you were 5 and just discovering what you can do with your dick while you take a bubble bath

why do i say this

cause 90% of the guys contacting me are fucking retarded

i have multiple profiles on sites like okcupid, adoptunmec, alt, fetlife, seeking arrangements, on va sortir, rent a friend, adultwork, and have been on other “dating sites” … in each profile i explain who i am, what i want and what i need from other people

sure the dating sites are for dating…

i like going out on dates, doesn’t mean your cock is gonna end up in my mouth and sure as hell aint ending up in my pussy just cause you promise to give me an awesome orgasm

promises don’t mean shit

why am i on dating sites if i only want friendship?

duh stupid

one day i might find the perfect guy for me… he sure as fuck better be a friend

everything starts as friendship

i have so few friends in this country and i want more!

dating sites seem to be my only choice to make friends and instead i find fuck nuts thinking they can change my mind

‘srisly i dont fucking think so

i would love to meet more women

i would love to explore women and gain experience and change some of what i write so i focus on sex and not sex with men only

but women are even harder to meet here

gahhhh i want to smack the stupid out of people

if i am on a kink site i expect more people trying to meet for sex and kink

thats a given…

but again

i am fucking clear as all hell with what i want and the type of respect i demand from others contact me

want to be added to my friends list, send me a god damn message first you twatwaffle droopy dick

what to seduce me?

yeah saying you want to smell my farts may not be the best opening message

ok you are submissive… you sure as hell aint MY sub

fine be respectful but be a real fucking person!

i have no time to spend looking through each diminutive statement to find the hidden personality that will tell me if you are even worth my time in the first place

should i like your voice but you cant follow a simple request…

you then blow up my phone with stupidity that you later say is “miscommunication”

when i asked in the first place “do you understand what i want from you” and you say yes


youz retahded!!

if i am on an adult site to escort.. no i will not fuck you for less than the amount posted

why? cause you don’t fucking merit my body, mind or time to get a fucking freebe or discount

sex is an art if done correctly

and artists of any kind should not learn to create their art, become proficient at their art, spend huge amounts of time maintaining their skill level and then give free shit just cause someone “asked nicely”

fuck you

work is work

pay ya lazy craptastic fucktard

if i am on a sugar daddy site.. what do i want… something special

i dont want to be a princess but i sure as hell want to be treated as i deserve

and that means i want money to better my life and i will make your life richer for making your bank just a tad bit less full

i am not greedy but i am a sure thing and worth every cent

if someone asked me to be theirs exclusively, i would… but it has to be worth it

no one has made it worth it

…. i am smart, funny, expressive, intuitive, empathetic, i am genuine…. i am awake! i am evolved!!

i am not better than others, i am different…

but dammit i am sapiosexual

if you are too stupid to stimulate my brain… i dont want you in my bed

if i want a guy just to fuck and not think, i can go find exactly what i want…but that doesnt interest me

i want brains!

i am like a zombie… STARVING HERE!!!

where the fuck are the brains!!!

i mean srsly! dude! what the fuck!

him: “hey want to meet me”

me: why? be honest

me: you read my profile?
him: “yes”

me: you understand i dont want sex? you think you can change my mind?
him: “yes”

me: ok you have one chance, good luck
him: “i promise to give you an amazing orgasm”

me: yeah but no! you have to convince me to meet you in the first place, not give me a reason to want to meet you a second time

people are stupid

this day has been stupid

i mean, how many stupid people does it take to convince me to fuck them?
i honestly dont know but they keep trying and i had 5 in the last 10 minutes

reply to fetlife venting/statement … how “a certain body type is not a fetish”

People upset me

as I am often repeating this, I am sure you are aware of this fact and I know at some point I will feel forced to say it again…

tonight is another .. “oh look what fetlife has to share with me” sort of email situation

and unlike other times this has happened I will not be posting the entire message that has me in a snit

the reason for not posting it all is out of respect to the personal history stated in the “example” parts of the message/venting/rant/opinion?

While some parts are easy for me to agree with, other areas ruffle my feathers and though it may seem I am tailoring this blog to my opinions… ok well I am but I am not doing so to be “right”

my blog, my thoughts.. simple

you can agree, disagree or be neutral .. but that’s on you based off who you are and your experiences..

so here goes….

Loving a certain body type is not a fetish.

Definition of a fetish: a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.

Men who like BBW are considered freaks. The hatred I have seen for these men has left me taken aback. They are treated as deviants. As women, we are treated lower than human. Fat shaming is one of the most social acceptable for of abuse.

Fat doesn’t equal evil. Fat doesn’t equal deviance. Fat isn’t a fetish. Fat isn’t abnormal. Fat isn’t an inanimate object. Fat doesn’t make a person good or bad. Fat doesn’t mean lazy. Fat doesn’t equal bad health.

Everyone eats. There is nothing wrong with enjoying eating if you are fat. Everyone needs a certain amount of calories each day.

My point of writing this is…just because a man is attracted to you it doesn’t mean it’s a fetish. I have thought that for a long time. I know there are other’s who think an athletic man or any man for that matter has to have something wrong with him in order to like a plus size woman. It’s not fair to them. It’s not fair to us. You are not a fetish and he doesn’t see you as a fetish. You are not abnormal. He is not abnormal. Don’t take on the warped ideas of modern society. It wasn’t only this way. Instead, undo the propaganda.

He sees a woman. That is all. You are a woman and that’s all that matters.

Ok so here is what I had to reply

the brain is wired to … x… = fetish

for me pony play gets me excited purely from a photography stand point

it does nothing fetish wise for me

some people like feet, others like smoking…

but yes there are people who want to feed/be fed or prefer larger sizes/fat in general…

for them it is a fetish

they are part of a feeder/fat fetish community

i recently met a guy in that community and i have met a lot of people over the years…

i know the intensity a fetish can bring out in someone and how to tell a genuine fetish vs liking something a lot…

fat was very much a fetish for him, to an extent with humiliation play but that was purely a side thing

i have met men with a fetish for shrinking or being shrunk

met two guys who wanted to be eaten (one in europe, other in the states)..

not 100% eaten but damn near

one of the guys wanted me to tie him up, treat him like a pig (literally) with an apple in his mouth and go through the motions of eating him with as much physical contact as possible and have the same meal on the plate so as to make it more real

one guy i know cant cum at all if he doesn’t hear the sound of a woman taking a piss

pyromania is often linked to masturbation/sexual feelings

but those things don’t fit in with the definition of fetish that is listed in this post

my problem with the definitions of “what is” or “is not” … they are written by humans who have yet to become omnipotent .. thus anything that was a certain idea 10, 15, 20 yrs ago may no longer apply now and will certainly change in the future

if you don’t believe me, just look at how music has branched off over the years or if you want to keep it strictly sexual look at alllllll the new fetishes/terms/groups that didn’t exist 20 years ago

how we look at people, how we treat them is often based on what society deems important at any given time..

take deodorant.. people started using it en mass because advertisement started and a shaming campaign was created that you were not part of the in crowd etc if you had (naturally occurring) b.o.

we all have to treat ourselves better and best way to do that is to stop the hate spread by media/marketing… shaming of any one/kind needs to stop

i learned at a young age… people (as a whole) suck, individuals are awesome

i also learned at a very young… there is nothing wrong with me/you for being different than the “norm”, you cant force people to wake up and see you for you… you can only offer your best and move on when they stay in the trap of what society thinks is important/beautiful and refusing to think for themselves

but this is my opinion

take it, leave it, ignore it…

many hugs

more venting ..body shaming and stupidity

So, tonight i saw a friend venting over the fact that her kids had to deal with body shaming..

they are preteen girls and they eat more healthy than a lot of people i know

they are active and smart and behave the way kids should

but because they are girls they fall into the category of crap we as a society seem to find acceptable

i am all for exercise and eating right

i know i NEED to slim down so that my body will hurt less and i will have more energy

yes looking more the shape i want is part of it

but i know there are a good number of you lot who read this and love my curves and softness

i don’t want to be “stick skinny” that isn’t how my bones or body type are meant to be

but on that same note, if your bones and body type ARE meant to be stick skinny, there is no shame in that!!

i want to be stronger and more defined in my shapes, my curves and softness

i want to be tempered and solid but still comfortable for snuggles

but i want this for me, for my healthy, for my well being

for me, slimming down is not about being more confident or giving a shit what others think of me

and not because society says i have to fit a mold and look this way for others

I am confident in who I am!

but everywhere i go i see all kinds of shaming and victimizing

TV people telling women “hide your pregnancy to get a job” ..this from another woman!!

commercials making women the butt of jokes or victims or implying that they can only be shopaholics with less than 2 brain cells to rub together

i look at the teens my boys go to school with and i cringe… OK so that covers the kids in France

then i look at the ones in the UK. the states.. i keep cringing

everywhere i travel you have morons leading the packs

worse than any hive mind or clique mentality that i grew up with in the various schools i went to

people scare me

when i look at the choices the governments are making in all countries and i look at what is on TV and what is being shown as acceptable thoughts and behaviors

i cringe

I am all for the happiness of others, the well being of others but not at any expense

it seems that every place I look, people jump from topic to topic and do the bare minimum to really make a change

and then people bitch at you when you point out this flaw

sure I want gays to have the right to marry..now they do… but they sure as fuck should have the right to not be persecuted for being gay in the work place or anywhere else and they sure as shit should have had that FROM THE START! But no… that is something they still have to fight for

which is bullshit

and I am all for black lives mattering.. as in I do not want victims being made out of innocent people … but I don’t want people focusing only on the “black” part of that statement!

And no mater how many people tell me that no one is saying it… they are.. people are focusing on the “black” part..and the “gay” part..and the “female” part and there are thousands of other ways we keep dividing the statement to fit…instead of focusing on the main issue

ALL LIVES MATTER (and I don’t mean human only!)

and not to forget


yes there will always be morons who shame others and bully and treat people like shit

it isn’t right that they exist but it happens

what shouldn’t happen is letting those kind of behaviors run rampant and become acceptable!

I should not feel bad about myself for being female!

I should not feel like I have to be an object for men to pay attention to me!

now don’t get me wrong I love the attention I get from posting ARTISTIC or thought provoking or funny images that are also erotic and I love knowing I make others sexually stimulated ..it is fun and I like it

but I don’t want the crap that a huge majority of the guys give me when I say no!

I will not take a pic just for you or I will not go on cam just for you or I will not compromise myself and my ideals just for you

I have value!

I have been raped by my HUSBAND!

I have been raped by my boyfriend of 3 YEARS! Who everyone expected me to marry

I was almost raped by two boyfriends and one sex friend

never at any point was I “asking for it”

in each case I trusted these men, loved deeply some of them and was reduced to nothing in a matter of seconds

the one time I was almost raped by a completely random stranger, it was simply because I was female and there and he felt he had the right to take what he wanted

I was not wearing slutty clothing or asking for it in any way

I was made to be a victim but in his mind he was just being friendly and trying to have a good time

we as a society constantly say one thing and do another

when are we going to stick to one idea and get it done all the way

no more half assed behavior!

we fought to have equal rights for “women” for “children” to end “slavery” for “gays/lgbt” for the “handicapped” for “animals” for “religious freedom”

you name it and we fight for “insert x type” of equality

and we gain it on a piece of paper and in partial action

but not fully

women still don’t have equal rights no matter what is said

and children still don’t have equal rights

and on and on

and we shame people and segregate people and keep encouraging people to stop thinking

hive mind mentality

“do what I want”

“think what I want”

you puny humans don’t need to think for yourselves

bah so sick of all this

so disappointed in people

venting over politics again

watching the news
seeing things circle back to black lives matter vs all lives matter and people getting pissed cause clinton wont cow tow to the public opinion and say black lives matter and that saying all lives matter is wrong or said in bad taste or that if politicians dont have the balls to say x….

and i voice my distress over this on twitter
somehow i am labeled as having an ego for thinking that…

all lives matter vs black lives matter is a difference between continued segregation vs humanitarianism

how i now have an ego for thinking that EVERYONE matters
no matter what your race, color, sex, religion or if you are a fucking plant or animal/insect/bird etc

if we want to better this world we have to teach EVERYONE that we are all important and that we have to treat others better!

if we keep saying the following (see below) then we keep segregating in the hopes to better each group instead of uniting us all for the same hopes of being treated well and being happy

same sex marriage vs gay/lesbian
black live matter vs all lives matter
your religion vs my religion vs there is no god
wealth (its all mine) vs poor and those caught in the middle
disabled vs abled
male vs female vs who you feel you should be

the list goes on

we all matter, if we keep choosing to put labels on who matters, we end up wasting time by taking a longer path to the destination we are hoping to find

yes, the end point matters but so does the road you take to get there and who you influence along the way and how they receive your influence

but ya know, i have an ego

stop being stupid #rant #SendItToCalifornia #water

i wrote and posted this on facebook

i am so sick of people being stupid and happy in their misery instead of standing up and making the world better for everyone


rant (to those in california but also the rest of the world!)


dear people in california….

i keep seeing people i know or friends of friends on here or twitter of wherever who say “send it to california”

seriously? why?!!

ok you need water

what about the dessert countries do they need it any less?

do you think of them?

you may have less but you have it and its usually clean

what about kids/families that have no stable source of clean water

if you want water


why? cause you live next to a huge body of water!!

the caps are melting adding MORE water

there happen to be other lives doing that thing called living in the water..

purifying it might kinda be a good idea in general but more so if you want to keep doing that thing called eating them

the price of gas is high cause oil is omg running out and fuckers are greedy

you want water?

be mad fucking max and make water a high commodity

yes money can be made on investing in taking care of people and the planet!

making fresh, clean water means investing in other supporting technology which causes this thing called a chain reaction of jobs!

creating more jobs means a better quality of life!

and if you do it right, there is no reason it couldnt be implemented in other locations that have poisoned water due to stupid humans/businesses or natural disasters

and there is also that future point that if any of you fuckers want to leave earth for some other far flung world

it might be nice to have this type of technology perfected first

if you cant do it at home why the fuck do you think you could survive elsewhere!

as for people in flooding zones or high snow zones

well fuck, if we had better purification systems in place

maybe we could collect a portion of the run off and help avoid so many disasters that happen from over saturation

why leave huge mini mountains of snow to block people off

adding toxic chemicals or salt to the roads to keep the ice from forming

all of this causes over saturating an area from the water and other things that kill the flora and fauna and eat away at cars, roads and harming our health

if we could shovel it up, haul it off to a treatment plant, process and store it

well hell… maybe there would be less drought going on

and more jobs to help boost the economy

but ya know

all of this is a moot point if the majority of people keep focused on ….omg send it here or omg look at how big my/her tits look in this/that or omg this reality tv show is so worth all my time!!

not enough people are thinking

not enough people are doing something for the future

our priorities are fucked up (fuck “race”, religion, gender, stereotypes etc)

we are failing as HUMANS

we let petty bullshit get tagged onto situations and then they spiral out of control

we stop giving a damn about other people and what they go through

we pass blame without knowing all the details, can’t be bothered to learn the truth and refuse to do anything to make it all better

stop bitching

stop whining

stop doing the pity me song and dance

stop pointing fingers!!

all of you get off your ass and make a difference!

push this world to a better future instead of running it into the ground and being callous fucktards!

utopia is like perfection

something to strive for, the act of working for it makes everything better

but perfection and utopia are a myth

you cant have it but you can still make a difference and up the quality of life!

and that is the next best thing!

so get smarter

stop doubting yourself and make a difference

even something small helps


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