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    June 2021
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Random “dick” humor

Don’t mind me….

I’m just gonna sit here and fiddle with my “micro penis” using my tongue…

Gingerly bit into a very hot potato and burnt the roof of my mouth, the area just behind my two front teeth…

It doesn’t hurt but it’s inflamed and feels like a tiny dick…

I can’t stop fiddling with it

Will the real #HenryCavill please stand up 🤣

Screenshots at the bottom…

The last few months have been interesting when it comes to talking to folks online

Be it Facebook, Instagram, various dating sites …though various randoms on the street have also been weird

Over the last few months I’ve had multiple attempts at guys trying to scam me

Be it the one guy trying to get me to cash a check for him, or a “German military” guy supposedly stationed in Africa trying to get me to pay for his ticket out of there or typical hijacked accounts trying to get me to click on a bogus link…

But tonight I got contacted by “Henry Cavill”….

I’m not stupid
Do I look like I have “easy mark” tattooed on my forehead?

I talk to people from all over the world and I’ve been doing this for decades online and in person

I’ve traveled enough to know the various cultures and mannerisms of someone from the northern hemisphere

Engaged with so many people from the southern hemisphere while I was in the states or in France or traveling

And I’ve gotten really good at profiling people… Be it their facial expressions, body language, voice or text

Tonight’s guy read false

Now I understand that there are all kinds of fan accounts, typically they will flat out say that it’s a fan account not the actual person… Be that in a disclaimer on the account or in a private message

Not this guy

I have to admit, I had no idea who Henry Cavill was until watching the Witcher, the only other thing I’ve seen him in was Stardust and I vaguely remember the character he played… Granted I’ve read the book a number of times so I “know” the character but fucked if I remember him playing in the movie… *Insert blushing here*

So obviously I’m not a “true fan” 🤣

But watching the Witcher got me curious… About him, Anya, Freya, Jason and many others… but those 4 specifically

When something stimulates my brain, I get curious and check the web for more details… because it’s out there, so why not have a look

While I would love to meet Henry Cavill, it’s not for the drooling fangirl reasons…

Yes he’s very attractive, but while others are writing in all kinds of rude and tasteless examples of things they want from him sexually…. I honestly look at his muscular build and think of how lovely it would be to get a cuddle haha

Or have that smooth, gentle but deep voice talk me to sleep so I can actually get some sleep… Mistress Insomnia has been a real bitch to me lately 🤣

Yeah… I know… I’m broken 🤣
I’m not drooling and objectifying him like others

He’s not “mine”, there’s no mutual connection and while I’ve been in the Bdsm community since I was much much younger… All aspects of my life are about “safe, sane and consensual” so I can’t drool over him

Ok I have developed a mild connection to him due to watching the Witcher and looking up articles to better understand who he is and how his personality differs or pops out in his acting…

He has no connection with me

So me drooling would be pointless and empty, a waste of energy and time

I’ve spent too much time with “the beautiful people”… Models, performers and rarely much clothing…

I’m used to trying to have a conversation with others…. trying to eat my food while on a break and having a naked man playing a guitar and trying to wiggle his cock at us for attention… and none of us drooling

Hell, I recently had a video phone call with a guy while he was taking a bath and his nudity just was… It wasn’t about sex or trying to get me excited, it was just simple nudity

Unless there is a connection… My libido is asleep… Which is partly why I haven’t been posting here…oops 🤣

But I’ve watched enough videos of Henry Cavill doing his walk, talking to the fans and I like watching them

His voice is calm, there’s a gentleness and warmth… Plus omfg I miss London and I recognize the area well enough to have it feel like being with a friend

But again… Still no drooling

Even without looking up old interviews to get a better feel for who he is as a person, I can easily understand the kind of guy he is and that gamer geek side makes me grin hard!

He seems like he’d be a lot of fun to hang out with and have a laugh

With all the various levels of famous people I’ve met, befriended or encouraged to keep working on becoming famous… I want to see who they are as people

So that I can better appreciate their work… Be it books, music, movies/series, gaming or whatever

I want that connection, to really be able to pull me into the body of their work

Haha “total immersion…”
Loved Altered Carbon, really well done, same for Killjoys and the Expanse

I love learning and understanding… So I research whatever captures my attention because I need the mental stimulation for my brain…

More so being bored off my tits in France and especially because I had a mini stroke before 35, the stimulation helps heal my brain

And I admit, I’m lonely here… So the various forms of entertainment like watching these series or reading my books… It’s like being back with various friends

Or it’s a challenge to understand the characters… Like Amos, oh hell that character was on point!

The psychological aspects of that character and how Wes Chatham breathed life into Amos… Oh that was fascinating! Plus I know folks from Baltimore and the rest of Maryland and it was like being “home” again

So I learn, I crave information to better explain what my instincts tell me from my natural profiling skills and it helps pass the time, entertain my brain and make the homesickness lighten a bit

Talking with new people is fun but often they end up being NPC people… They all blend together after a few conversations, I get bored and stop talking…

Or I block them if they are rapist type assholes with their violating behavior and inability to understand respect …the Pepe le Pew asswipes

I’m not shy, I can be but overall I’m not

So if someone new comes looking to follow me on Instagram, I have no problem chatting…

Provided they behave with respect and don’t try to play these bullshit games or scams

While I’ve never met Cavill, to an extent I know him… And I know others from the UK, I’ve spent a lot of time there

I showed the screenshots to my friends, both Irish ladies, one in England and the other in Ireland…

The one in Ireland laughed hard and said “Pfft, that’s about as English as I am African 🤣”

The one in England said “Nothing about that conversation was native uk”

The “dear” pet name and the almost demand for me to be polite… The only time I ever get that from a guy in the UK is if he’s a Dom and it’s a Bdsm style of situation… and even then it’s… different

While I’m sure Cavill has potential to be a good lover… but his overall personality seems far too vanilla and innocent to be that type of guy… Haha though I’m happy to be proven wrong 🤣

The fact that I dropped hints here and there, which were ignored… Such as saying I’m a gamer girl, should have earned a reaction but got overlooked

The whole conversation lacked warmth, charm and an eloquent use of the English language…. Ok so after reading up on his past, understanding Cavill had been called a lemon, I doubt he’d actually come across as a twat with someone asking for “him” to be genuine, as this guy did

But the voice clip was the absolute proof…

My voice clip was simply to add depth and humor to my words as it’s easy to miss read someone purely from text if you are not skilled or you’re in a mood that can’t change interpretation

My 22 year old son is a voice actor, while not employed for this, we often have conversations where he changes personality to create a character

And I really do mean he changes personality, physical as well as the voice… sometimes it’s like looking at him and seeing an overlayed image of who he’s trying to portray…

Be it an 80 yr old Englishman first time gaming in a group or an old French women of the approximate age and talking about her little dog…

I love when he deals with phone calls from people trying to sell us shit 🤣🤣

My son is also a hardcore gamer and started his own YouTube channel, so while I don’t game as much as I’d like… I know the world well and those who also game with passion

I’m also fairly good at doing my own accents, to the point where I can step off the flight at Stansted, walk into the nearest airport shop to buy a Sim card and accidentally fall into the accent so well that others think I’m a native instead of an American

I can HEAR when someone is trying to force an accent or voice and are not very good at it

Hell, I giggle every time I watch Altered Carbon and the character Poe loses the moment and I can tell it’s more of Chris Connors voice and then back into the character

I hear the details, this guy was off and he said Harry vs Henry, didn’t pronounce Cavill like travel and other slight mispronounced syllables and cadence

Earlier in the week, I read an interesting article about Cavill learning how to better his American accent for the Man From UNCLE and the amount of work he had to put into better playing the spoken aspects of the part

This guy just couldn’t do that

Had he just been honest, genuine, I’d have happily made a new friend and chatted but he just wouldn’t break the scam

I’m far too analytical for this bullshit 🤣🤣

So that was my night
Entertaining but far less stimulating to my heart than last Thursday when I had to be badass and extinguish a fire on the motor for the heating unit…

I do have to say, I’d love to talk with the real Henry Cavill, he seems like a sweetheart and capable of holding a stimulating conversation… Which is far more sexy to me than rippling muscles

And don’t even get me started on wanting to smack him and others like him upside the back of the head for that dehydration bullshit… that is not safe or sane and it’s horrible for others watching because it leads to bad and unrealistic ideas about what the male body should look like… It’s unnecessary

Much like how porn is NOT a sex Ed class on how to be a partner in real life situations… Which is partly why so many are disappointed sexually

Anyway, I’m Shalla Radiolady on Instagram if anyone wants to see the more normal pictures I post and hear more of my normal life stories associated with the images

I’ll try getting back into posting more erotic photography and writings as well as body positivity posts but I’ve lost my muse, my sex drive is asleep and last year was pure hell…so I’m not exactly feeling sexy or creative

Plus I’m in a transitional phase as I’ve lost so much weight, it’s harder to take the type of pictures I feel like sharing but soon my son will be moving back to the states and I’ll be able to set up anywhere in the house or garden…maybe that will help a bit and give inspiration

I’m also hoping to set up a mini studio so I can start gaining clients for erotic boudoir style shots as the folks on the local libertine sites are a touch clueless on their images haha

Down 30 kilos thanks to #ClimateChange

I’ve noticed a trend

I keep the weight off through good habits and changes to my diet to better my health issues

But for the last 3 summers, France has had intense heat waves and virtually no air conditioning

It has been so hot that I’ve been forced into fasting because the thought of anything but fruit and water would make me feel sick

Or I had no appetite at all and no awareness of the passage of time

The fact that it was too hot to drive safely and that anywhere you went was hot and offered vitally no escape from the heat…

The fact that almost weekly I was posting pictures on Instagram, showing the “in the shade” temperature, a few minutes in full sun temperatures vs what weather channels were reading for my area and me ranting at the bullshit numbers on the websites

The intense heat is a dangerous risk to my brain due to my cerebral vascular issues

So I’ve had to be smart and I love how something good came from the literal suffering I’ve been through during the last 3 summers

I’ve lost 30 kilos, roughly 65 lbs and kept it off

I can’t be as active as I want and due to family trauma in February, I have virtually no local friends to go out and have fun exercise with

But I’m getting stronger and I’m proud of the choices I’ve made with what I’ve been given

The innocent changes

I’m impressed with the changes I’ve made this year

Not just losing the weight but finding myself again and again as necessary

These photos are chronological in order from oldest at the top to most recent at the bottom

For the past few years I’ve added colors to my hair, they wash out over time and someone thought my hair was brown… It was actually sections of faded blue 🤣

I’ve always wanted to be wild like other people but I’d been told that I wasn’t allowed to cut or dye my hair

Being forced into the sweet, innocent and romantic role… Which is only a fraction of who I am

I’m almost 40 and I don’t think give a shit about the damages to my face, it’s part of my health problems and will always flare up… There is nothing I can do about it so others can get used to it and see past it or they can fuck off

I’m almost 40 and my true character is finally Allowed to be free and I won’t settle for less than I give, thus deserve… You can see my personality in my pictures

In my body language and expressions, by what I’m choosing to capture and share… Pictures speak so much if you are willing to learn the language

The colors are like markings on toxic frogs, with me it changes the romantic aspects and forces others to look closer

I’m almost 40 and I love that I don’t look or act my age… Some days I feel 60+ 🤣

I love that I’m finally showing who I am and making it obvious for others to see

And I love that doing this is a giant “fuck you” snub at the forced social rules of etiquette that do more harm than good

Yay continued weight loss

Over the last two years I’ve finally started to lose the “baby fat” from all of my pregnancies

I have 3 boys

My oldest is 21 and most can’t believe I’m old enough to even have kids, let alone 3 and that my youngest is 11

It’s still rather funny to be seen in town and have people think my oldest is my boyfriend

I like looking and feeling young

I’m 39 now but I don’t feeeel my age and I don’t want to… It’s just a number and basis of legality for whatever reason

I know keeping the weight off helps to reduce illness and the signs of aging and staying young inside helps as well

I’m currently down to 67.9 kilos

I was 92 kilos, which you can see in my older photos

The difference is impressive and I know I should be documenting it more…

It’s not easy to lose weight in general and now I need to find folks near me to help me start to tone up

More quality sex would be good too, sex is a lovely way to exercise 😉

I hope you enjoy my adventures through life

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