I got blocked 🤣 poor baby


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Had to scroll around to find it after he blocked me

Clearly shows inability to do that reading comprehension thingy lol

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How cute

Mostly porn… Hmm do you even understand the difference?

No intellectual thought… How many people actually remember or know about the “dunce cap”

Pretty high quality snark and sarcasm there, touch of humorous tones inspired by various series … plus old school special words too

Ah how Trump supporters have no ability to take time and use their brains for more than shit stirring and promoting the suffering and it deaths of others

Yup…

I see many should be wearing the dunce cap and sent to the corner

6 of 31 March photography challenge


Today’s challenge is “happiness”

I’ve been in a panic all day trying to figure out how to capture happiness in an erotic way…

I even posted this on Instagram

I’ve been forced into being demisexual

Through my ex husband, various lovers or wannabe lovers, the Pepe le Pew style of “MeToo” chasing

I want and need the “Gomez and Morticia Addams” style of chasing, romance, affection, communication and naughty fun

But the dating world wants to focus on the Joker and Harley type of “love” or think 50 shades of crap is the Bible for Bdsm

I know better

I want better

I GIVE better

And I sure as shit DESERVE better

So if I haven’t felt the type of happiness I need, not at the levels I crave…

How can I express this erotic “happiness” without doing a “fake it to make it” feeling

This year I’m focusing on me

Healing what others have done, what life has done and what I’ve done

Since I couldn’t think of a way to be my authentic self and show it in an image

I’m going to be playful and say food porn haha

While my boys are with me, I have to play the role of Mom, which means thinking up meals and figuring out ways to inspire them to want to learn how to cook amazingly tasty things

While still staying on a budget and large enough portions to last

Part of why I’m doing this, teaching and inspiring them…

Is because I can’t find enough of the good qualities I want in a male lover

And I know there are too many mother’s bitching about the lack of help they get from their partners, as well as their older kids…

Or getting bitched at because how dare they expect their sons to do house work… “women’s work”

Everyone should know how to cook and clean, at least on a base level, so that when they go out into the adult world…

They are capable of living without someone constantly there to wipe their ass

These are life skills and they teach time management, communication, money management, group conditions, respect…

All of these are useful skills in every aspect of life

You shouldn’t chose a partner just because your mom did everything for you and want that behavior to continue into your adult life

And mom’s shouldn’t feel as if they only exist as slaves to the home

I lived through that

I sacrificed like that

I won’t do it again

I have the potential to be an amazing wife and home maker

But I refuse if I don’t feel appreciated and celebrated

And that is one of the reasons why my marriage failed… among many other reasons

And that is why I’m working on myself now

I want to be happy again

I want to have a sex drive again

I want my HIGH sex drive back!

Because I feel like a third of my personality is missing

I feel broken

While it’s not good to overly objectify others…

I don’t drool over people I find extremely my type of attractive

Take Henry Cavill as an example

Theoretically, he is an “ideal” man… At least according to what society dictates as attractive

I can easily list off his features and seemingly his personality… But most of us have seen the Witcher…

I admit, I’ve only seen him in the Witcher and Stardust but I don’t remember him in it haha

By what society says about attractiveness …

I’m supposed to be drooling, having wet dreams and fantasizing …

Ok, yes…

I am having fantasies when I look at those broad shoulders and massive arms

I fantasize about cuddles

Do you, the reader, understand how obnoxiously lame that sounds?

Even to my own ears and eyes

But because I can’t objectify him the way others do

Because I have been so badly changed and forced to become demisexual…

Because I am often having to be badass and strong to survive everything life throws in my path

My fantasy is to put down the baggage I carry, curl up in his lap, be held and rest… To feel safe and protected

So that I can recharge and keep going with my baggage

While it may seem sweet and innocent, which it is…

It’s also fucked up

That society has forced a third of my personality into hermit mode

I’m out of balance

And while I want that part of me back, I don’t want to go overboard and express the extreme side others do and at the same time, I want to FEEL something when I look at someone

Because right now, I don’t…

So fuck trying to film erotic happiness if I don’t feel it

I refuse to be fake

So instead I made an Asian influenced chicken lasagna

Sweet, spicy, creamy, peppery, savory and an orgasm for my taste buds

Sorry if today’s challenge disappoints

But it’s about me

Tomorrow’s challenge is “luck”

This I think I can do a lot more easily

The stars


I wish you could see the stars tonight
See then the way my eyes register them
The same pin pricks of light you look at when you cast your eyes up
Yet how they appear to me
Tonight
The nearness
The curvature
The quantity
The quality
I wish you could see the stars tonight
See them through my eyes

#Häagen-Daz humor rant/plea 😂


Yes I’m a bit mental

I fully admit that my humor is warped, twisted, sometimes dark and often not appropriate for the situation…. Any situation

I also admit that my body is often under caffeinated and if I’m on sleep dep… Things can get wonky right damn quick

So I’m scrolling, scrolling, scrolling…. Keep them pages rolling…. No no wait this isn’t rawhide…

So I’m going through Facebook to check what I missed during my few hours of sleep and the extra hours between coffee starting to kick in

I find this ad for Häagen-Daz and my humor kicks in

You see… France has ice cream

Not a huge selection though and all the companies seem to cover the same boring flavors

These flavors might be epicly fantastic but when you KNOW, FOR A FACT, that other flavors are out there… 

I might as well just eat vanilla

Preferably in what I coined “The Fat American”

Similar to a White/Black Russian in that it has vodka and coffee liquor but different as I do the following

Vodka, coffee liquor, caramel liquor, real coffee, milk and vanilla bean ice cream

It all gets blended (usually by spoon as I’m too lazy to want to wash more items that needed) into a sort of milkshake

I started calling it The Fat American because Russia already has two “similar” drinks and since it tastes better than anything I could get at a tarbucks…. Seemed appropriate

Also funny self depreciating humor since I’m an American in France and it fits with stereotypes associated with Americans 😂😂

So, back to my point

I saw this on my timeline 

And the following is what I left in the public comments… 

Enjoy your trip into the madness that is my brain…

Dear Häagen-Dazs serving France

You are failing me….

I KNOW you have a number of flavors! I’ve been to your locations in the states and other parts of Europe

Why are you failing to stock my area with all the tasty good things?!!

What have I done to displease you!!

Come back to me

I promise I’ll behave!

Love me the way I love you

Let me count the ways and show my devotion!… Preferably by counting with different flavors as I consume them 

I’m a ginger and it’s not politically correct to steal souls any more!! I need an alternative!!

Sincerely…

Someone who should not be texting with so much blood in their caffeine system

2016 old house ranta


Note:

for those not on facebook or not paying attention

i moved to a different house, part of why i am not posting often…if at all

i will have stable (and private, yay no more hotspots) net the beginning of august (fingers crossed) and yes i hope to post more erotica and pictures

but on to today’s blog of bitchiness:

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lovely
landlady came by while i was here at the old house (thus why i currently have net… have yet to unplug the box and cant plug it in at the new house since there is no dsl lines)

i was on the road this afternoon so missed her call but voicemail said she wanted to meet and discuss the house and me leaving

i planed on not calling back
avoiding her at cost and giving documents and keys to the mayor of our little community and getting an intermediary involved

no such luck

so i am forced to talk to her in person

joy of joys

she has no problem with me cause i always pay in advance and all that but she cant understand why i didnt contact her if i had a problem

i did… in 2014 and she came once with her hubby and they didnt find anything and left, did not take care of anything on my list and left me upset

ok find

sent her emails… she swears up and down she never got one (at the time) then weeks later miraculously finds them
still nothing changes

sent her a text message.. no reply

she is often next door with her mom and family
they all give me dirty looks whenever i look at them…not gonna fucking interrupt that joyful bunch

i tell her mom my problems… she tells me mold needs bleach (i know that is bs as over the counter bleach is too weak to really kill mold and only spreads it around more.. i worked in a lab with industrial strength bleach, i know shit..i also happen to be semi allergic to bleach) and open windows more

does the old hag tell her daughter to contact me? nope

have rodent issue, was not just mice
again old hag says she doesnt have um cause she treats for it.. lucky bitch

i talked to my assistance social lady (basically social worker) and a special person from the area comes to look at the house
doesnt understand my problems, says she has seen worse mold and wont wrap her head around the fact that my son lost 130 hours of school and had to drop out due to his health, got seriously depressed and traumatized by the whole situation (don’t you fucking judge and tell me the simplicity i just wrote isnt worth getting traumatized over as i am SIMPLIFYING it and will bitch slap you off my friends list so fast you will think santa and all his reindeer and his elves raped you with the slay) that he gained a ton of weight and lost all motivation

so report was made and “obviously” i am an idiot for even asking for it since the woman didnt see what i was complaining about… landlady gets a copy… since it says no problem… she does fuck all to see me…

i stop paying rent in june and july
does she come see me?
nope

why is it then my responsibility to contact her, if all means to reach her have failed in the past, when she clearly has proof that SOMETHING is wrong

why not contact me more regularly just to check up.. more so if she is often visiting her mother (but parking on the other side of the house where i can’t see her van and rarely know she is there)

bitch made me cry as i am trying to keep civil, butt my wy into the conversation and wrap her head around the fact that she needs to stop one train of thought (she being fine with me cause i pay early) and get her head in the idea that i needed help, she ignored me so i gave up and went around her and she STILL ignored me

i am fucking getting ice cream

 

 

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