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My humble opinion #TooGayForPutin


Note: I saw on facebook and twitter that this sort of protest was going on and decided to join in. My video is silly, as usual, because I never plan what I am going to say, right off the cuff… but it comes from the heart, which is always nervous about voicing what it feels

 

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxTEIbb1eFw

 

« Too Gay for Putin »

This seems to be a theme this year as the Olympics are happening in Sochi, Russia

With Vladimir Putin telling the world, in one way or another, that homophobia is not welcome in his country

Or saying that it doesn’t exist in his country

Or trying to play down the bad press by saying he does have gay friends…

 

In this day and age it really doesn’t matter how powerful you are in terms of world image, we the people of this planet are going to judge everything you do and with the invention of the web… we will voice our opinions

Not because what we all say is right

But simply because… we can

Usually it is the loudest that gets heard and often that means the village idiot

Though we, as a whole are getting better at standing up against what we feel is wrong with the world and are trying to make changes for the better

 

There should be nothing wrong with being gay or lesbian or transgender or any of the other labels out there that people use to better define the way they see themselves

We are people

We are human

We love

Why is that wrong?

 

Let people be happy

The more we, as a whole, are happy

The more we can inspire others to be happy

The more we do that… the better we will make our world for everyone, in everyway

 

Stop trying to make people miserable

It gains us nothing

  

Julie London “I’d like you for Christmas” #SinfulSunday


Sinful Sunday

note: i no longer have a good computer with all the things like programs to check my spelling or auto correct if i am too lazy to use proper capitalization… sorry to anyone that noticed the difference

….

i have had a horrible time trying to think up what i should say for the holidays
though it is always about the pictures
you know i have always wanted to paint my words so that they glide through your mind and you see my world

this event has caused me a lot of inner turmoil

i hate the holidays

all of them…

mainly because i have always had to work or never had that family feel… even as i grew older and had a family of my own

the holidays have always been a horrible time for me
a reminder of what i don’t have, will never have or how people make me…no..have MADE me feel as if i was worthless

so many lives lost around the holidays
so many ghosts that haunt me
so many pains and regrets

but that is the past
i am trying to move on
the divorce will help
starting over will help
and for this moment in time, having a beautiful man in my life is helping

i feel i can get away with using the word “beautiful” because for me it is something beyond looks
something far more attractive to me

intelligence
kindness
romance

ha, reading this he will be scared and think i place him on a pedestal
i don’t
i have just learned to appreciate what i have in my life… who i have in my life
see them for what they really are and acknowledge it

so this Christmas song..

i decided to avoid my favorite
“i hate people” from the 1970 version of Scrooge with Albert Finny
fits so well after spending over a decade working costumer service haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU6WXCvNGms

or there is

“the closing of the year” from the movie Toys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9geCS0v7w8

ah how that one has warmed my heart on many occasions when i just wanted the holidays to be voided from the universe and the pain i have always felt to be voided along with it

but this year, though i have suffered so many horrible things that i would not wish on anyone…

i do have someone sweet

someone i want to thank and i hope…

someone that will stay till the next holiday on the list

maybe a few more holidays after that too

so here begins the song i have chosen
and yes
all photos are mine, taken from different points in my few years

happy holiday

to which ever you celebrate and many happy moments with as much kink as possible

my Christmas kink wish is simple…

i need romance and aftercare, to heal the harm that has been done

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. . .

JULIE LONDON I’D LIKE YOU FOR CHRISTMAS 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu_w3tNXRbg

LYRICS

I’d like you for Christmas

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Please make my wish come true
Cus’ I’d trim trees and deck the hallways

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If I knew you’d be mine for always
I won’t be blue on Christmas
If old Saint Nick comes through
And he remembers that I’d like you for Christmas
New Years, Easter, too…

She’d like you for Christmas (chorus)
Please make my wish come true
Cus’ she’d trim trees and deck the hallways (chorus)
If she knew you’d be hers for always (chorus)
I won’t be blue on Christmas
If old Saint Nick comes through
And he remembers that I’d like you for Christmas
New Years, Easter, too…

Red for lust #NewBra #WankWednessday


Red is often thought of as passion and lust

Inspiring lovers to think and feel so much more due to how the mind is wired to behave when it sees that color… when the mind is triggered

My mind is no exception and on pale skin, I know the red will show nicely as such an extreme contrast and the freckles will add a touch of innocence…

Only a touch

When shopping for a bra, I am very limited and disappointed by so many factors

If I had a smaller chest I could get away with the fun colors and patterns and different styles

My breasts measure 38E or F depending on which breast you measure

In France the number is 100 or 105 depending on the maker

Sadly there are few stores which carry anything higher than a DD, some don’t even go higher than a C and the prices are always extremely high

If I want to pay 30 or more for a bra, it damn well better fit me right, offer support, look good, feel better and flatter my figure

Instead, for women with larger breasts, the cut of the bra often hides much of the breast in the name of support or offer only the shy and maternal bras…

While I have had 3 children and am very much maternal…

I like the MILF label instead of the shy housewife that might as well wear a sack of potatoes

I want to look good

I want to excite

My breasts will never be perky, they have never been perky and I don’t really care

I love my breasts and I enjoy showing them to others

I do admit I am an equal opportunity lover and enjoy breasts of all sizes on women, small can be so much fun to play with and since I don’t have a cock to slide between the larger ones… all that matters is how the person feels in their skin

I love my body, its mine, it’s not perfect and I am fine with that

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My pic for #tittytuesday


So it came to my attention that today is #tittytuesday 

There are a number of woman today posting pictures of their titties and well… I just can’t be left out of such fun!

The picture I am posting is one taken in the states while I was visiting last month

I had been out on a tour of Sugarloaf Mountain with my dear friend the sexy lesbian, the one I need to write a blog about due to an earlier encounter 2 years ago …  *blush*

So… mmm…haha… yes! Back to the subject

We had been on one side of the mountain watching the colors of fall and the sun slowly pass to the other side

We followed and saw some of the most beautiful rays of light

I wanted to take a better picture of my breasts to tease people on this blog as well as by phone… I had been sending naughty pictures to a few fun people *blush*

Sadly there was this attractive man and his mother (?) (If not very hot older woman) and they had been taking lots of pictures of everything but slow to leave

I talked my lovely lady into standing just so, blocking the view of anyone new to arrive and hurry while the other two were higher up on the wall

She snapped the picture and I hid my breast away quick as could be, giggling and taking a picture of the camera and LCD screen to show others later

I wanted more but was lots of fun

So… for #tittytuesday 

I give you one nipple… the other will peek out another day xx

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Competition, can you rock my world


Serious applicants only

 

This is a test…

This is NOT the test of the national broadcasting system but it is a test none the less and I am broadcasting that my sex life sucks big hair monkey balls

I want passion…

I want to stop repressing who I am

I want that kind of sex where your whole soul feels on fire and is bursting to escape your body and mix with the person you are with

The kind of passion that stops you from thinking and you just react to the lover you are with, nails digging into their skin as they nibble hard on your skin, kisses that don’t want to stop and enjoying who you are with instead of trying to use the same crap moves like always

React with who you are with instead of being a robot with only one function

I know I am not ugly, I know I am loving and social, I know if I was a cartoon character I would fart rainbows and butterflies cause I am just such a cool person…

So why is it I only get users and loser for sex?

Amazing people for friends but there will never be anything more no matter how safe I feel in their arms, how turned on I am by their voice or how sexy they are for sending me recordings of them singing and playing a uke…

And as for snuggle buddies… well those are few and far between

I don’t understand why I keep getting crap… karma should be catching up with all the wonderful things I have done for others and I SHOULD be having something wonderful but how long do I have to wait?

 

SO…..

 

Here is where YOU come in

Are you up for the challenge?

Can you rock my world? Can you kiss me right? Can you do this thing I heard about called “foreplay”… I still think that is a myth… prove me wrong

Can you provide accommodation, show me a wonderful time, be judged and reviewed in my blog?

If so then I have three requirements

I need real pictures of you so I know who I am meeting, some skype time to see you live and hear your voice and I want an essay of at least 500 telling me why you think you are the one that can show me passion where others have failed

If you are seriously interested then send me a message on this blog or on twitter and I will give you my email where you can send the requirements

 

This is not an escorting thing

This is not a money thing

This is not something negative and against the law

 

This is me wanting to know that passion still is out there and not all men have become lazy and turned into dead fucks

 

Woman are welcome to apply as well but I find woman cause way tooo much drama for me to handle

 

Requirements:

You must be 20 or older with proof for you younger ones

Good hygiene

Must be in London during the 13th to the 26th of November

Must be able to accommodate

Must be a good person

Must have a sense of humor

Must have good breath

Must be someone that is not out looking for an ego boost 

Must be completely honest

An Accident In Space And Time

Just your average, friendly Vulcan

Charlie In The Pool

Sometimes there are boobs.

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