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    June 2021
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Going to Ireland #patreon

So I’m going to Ireland in March

I’ve never been, even though I was on the radio for a year, via an Irish radio station… It was a call in situation

So this will be an adventure!

I was able to get cheap enough flights but didn’t have the money to buy check in luggage

Meaning I won’t have extra fun outfits for the different events I’ll be participating in or my DSLR camera

And booze money would be lovely

My original thought was to post at least one erotic image, per day, as I travel… While I will still be doing this…

I started a patreon account to try and fund some fun time while traveling through Ireland

If you can help… Fantastic! So many thank yous and cuddles

If you can’t help… Please pass on my information so that my blog and patreon account spread like wildfire

The more happy I am

The less stress I live with

The more I get to be ME…

The more you, as a follower of my blog, will profit from my adventures… Big and small

So I’m asking that you do what you can


Lots of love,


The stars

I wish you could see the stars tonight
See then the way my eyes register them
The same pin pricks of light you look at when you cast your eyes up
Yet how they appear to me
The nearness
The curvature
The quantity
The quality
I wish you could see the stars tonight
See them through my eyes

Female gamer… Sort of

While I no longer have 17 cats in the house…

The ones I do have seem to …umm… Be full of personality

Turtle is often in my son’s room when he games

I guess it’s her turn at the controls

#Häagen-Daz humor rant/plea 😂

Yes I’m a bit mental

I fully admit that my humor is warped, twisted, sometimes dark and often not appropriate for the situation…. Any situation

I also admit that my body is often under caffeinated and if I’m on sleep dep… Things can get wonky right damn quick

So I’m scrolling, scrolling, scrolling…. Keep them pages rolling…. No no wait this isn’t rawhide…

So I’m going through Facebook to check what I missed during my few hours of sleep and the extra hours between coffee starting to kick in

I find this ad for Häagen-Daz and my humor kicks in

You see… France has ice cream

Not a huge selection though and all the companies seem to cover the same boring flavors

These flavors might be epicly fantastic but when you KNOW, FOR A FACT, that other flavors are out there… 

I might as well just eat vanilla

Preferably in what I coined “The Fat American”

Similar to a White/Black Russian in that it has vodka and coffee liquor but different as I do the following

Vodka, coffee liquor, caramel liquor, real coffee, milk and vanilla bean ice cream

It all gets blended (usually by spoon as I’m too lazy to want to wash more items that needed) into a sort of milkshake

I started calling it The Fat American because Russia already has two “similar” drinks and since it tastes better than anything I could get at a tarbucks…. Seemed appropriate

Also funny self depreciating humor since I’m an American in France and it fits with stereotypes associated with Americans 😂😂

So, back to my point

I saw this on my timeline 

And the following is what I left in the public comments… 

Enjoy your trip into the madness that is my brain…

Dear Häagen-Dazs serving France

You are failing me….

I KNOW you have a number of flavors! I’ve been to your locations in the states and other parts of Europe

Why are you failing to stock my area with all the tasty good things?!!

What have I done to displease you!!

Come back to me

I promise I’ll behave!

Love me the way I love you

Let me count the ways and show my devotion!… Preferably by counting with different flavors as I consume them 

I’m a ginger and it’s not politically correct to steal souls any more!! I need an alternative!!


Someone who should not be texting with so much blood in their caffeine system

Colors in my hair

So back in October I turned 38 and said FUCK IT!!

All my life people either made fun of my natural red hair (over time it’s faded due to health issues) and I’m not being honest about how badly I was treated for being a natural ginger … But this isn’t a therapy session 😂😂

Or later I was told “don’t you dare color your hair”

While my mom would have allowed it, friends, lovers and random others always told me not to change the color

They said this to the point that with a few… It was more am order than an opinion

I’m nearly 40… Yes I have a few years to go but I’m closer to 40 than I am to 30 or 20

I’m tired of “behaving” according to others

I’ve done a number of other things, this blog included, that go against what society dictates as the norm

I missed the rebellion years for the most part and I missed a number of milestones that we seem to hold as high importance… Some are and many aren’t but either way I missed a number of them and I’m not likely to ever achieve any of them

Would you believe that I’ve never been to a concert?!! The Kennedy center for plays associated with school trips and local music festivals in Poitiers Where the streets are full of different performers

But it’s not the same

So… I’m done

This is MY life and MY body… Fuck those who tell me otherwise

So in October I had my friend dye the tips a dark red, she was visiting and runs around with the most gorgeous blue hair

I liked the red but decided I wanted more

So in November I added teal and purple to a section at the top

It’s temporary and that’s fine by me

The overall look makes me happy and changes depending on if my hair is fresh from the shower, straightened, up or down


I was forced to go out today and do those dreaded things associated with being an adult… I had to people! 



It really takes a lot of energy to deal with others… Driving is bad enough!

Nearly got into two crashes in the parking lot of one store because… 

“Omg! You mean I have to watch where I’M going?!!!”


“Like, I totally need to go down aisle 2 in the parking lot and it will be TOTALLY fine to hang a u’ie and go back the way I came”

Idiots… The lot of them

And you would think that folks would TRY to drive better when they KNOW the cops are right…fucking…THERE!

Cops had pulled over a semi and it was blocking most of the main road so one was playing traffic cop… It’s kinda hard NOT to notice them

But no…

Drivers are zombies

They leave their brains behind and drive in all manner of ways that make me want to thwap them

Thankfully I had few acts of road rage inside the store… You see the shopping carts in France are semi sentient beings that operate on 4 wheel drive

They go any which way and are still being pushed around by brainless zombies

My 20 yr old said if he became president, he’d make it mandatory for all ages to need a special driving permit to push a cart

At this rate… He’s got my vote!

So I ventured forth into the world

Battled the stupidity of others

And I found victory! 

Got all my chores done lol

So… I took a selfie to share my colored hair

Sadly they were out of purple… Kinda want it darker again 😂😂

Hope your day was calmer than mine


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