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Sorry for slacking NSFW pic

So I know I’ve been a bad girl about this blog

Life has gotten in the way, my desire to write kept fading and even my photography has suffered

Having 17 cats of various ages also kind of hammered my snarky and smutty ways

Happily I have fewer kittens now, took 6 ads over a period of 8 months and only the last ad generated any interest

Two more going soon and still trying to find homes for two or three after that

Hoping to be down to five or six cats, sadly there’s no chance to re-home two… Paprika is a right royal cunt, her daughter Turtle came back very bitchy after getting sterilized, her sister Kurry is mellowing out but also came back bitchy and Pauly technically isn’t ours

No way am I giving away Phantom Oreo, he’s mah boy and gives the best cuddles

So aside from the cats

Love life is complicated as ever but happy enough with the lovelies who care about me

Want to travel more but funds are low as ever lol

Would love to head to Ireland in March to see some friends and go bug the folks at i102104 … I miss being on the radio

If anyone is interested in helping to fund that, I’d be happy to exchange some pictures before and during my trip

The holidays were decent… Fewer panic attacks than any of the last 11 years

That time of year is always hard due to all the past loss (my middle son was a twin and seeing him can be hard since I miscarried his sibling right before Christmas and still hurts after 17 years), of family gone like all my grandparents and my father… Plus being poor and having a ton of cats meant absolutely no decorations lol

But I’ve been working on myself the last year and a half or so, mental health and physical… Always an adventure to stay sane due to politics and Facebook

I’ve lost about 40lbs and plan to keep sliming down and toning up

Since I absolutely had to be an adult today

I figured a few shower pictures to show the change in my body would be a good idea

I know how many pervy ones love any pics but I know how others see me as an inspiration for their own self love and whatever body type they have… Be it a weight issue (too much or too little), mental health issues (hard to stay sane when life keeps screwing with you) and my humor

I promise to try finding my wit and bringing it back to the blog vs hiding in Facebook and Instagram

Ok time to be productive

Hope you have a great day 😉

Holy nipples Batman

Felt a lil more myself today

Been losing weight again

More noticeable while laying down, as you can see here and nope… Not sucking in my tummy

Down to 75 kilo / 165 lbs

Still short, can’t find anyone with a rack to stretch me taller 😂😂😂

Very happy though

A year and a half ago I was at 92 kilo / 202.8 lbs

I’ve lost 17 kilo / almost 37.5 lbs

Still have a lil bit to go to reach my next goal

Love that I’m feeling more me

Down by 30

So I’ve lost “some” weight since last year

I was 92kilo / 202.8lbs

Now I’m 78kilo / 171.96lbs

Still a long way to go but it’s fantastic to see results

I find it funny

First thing the average person says to me when I quote my numbers… 

“Just not in the boobs I hope!!”

So no

I still have my boobs hahahaha

#sinfulsunday back in black

I’m back!!!

Going to try posting again and do so on a semi regular basis

It’s been a year and much has happened since I moved into the new (rental) house last year

I’ve been able to move more and I’ve lost 14 kilo/ 31lbs and trying to keep this going!!

The title “back in black” is a bit of a joke in that the two pictures I’m posting for sinful Sunday are a lil silly

I posted an edited version on Facebook and Instagram to get people aware that I’m trying to be me and post more

But with all the “omg no nipple!!” Rules on Facebook, I added the black bar with “sorry….. NSFW”

It was a great tease hehe

Now to show the original picture
It’s been very hot in France and I spent a number of days in just a bathing suit… I figured I would take some pictures

Hope you have a great weekend

Remember that sinful Sunday is all about the image and to check the others participating… We like positive feedback and sharing

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Sinful Sunday

summer healing

so i have been battling an autoimmune disorder for nearly 25 years and i will be 37 this october… so my health has been something of a mess for FAR too long

one of the best ways to see how i am suffering is to look at my face

part of the reason i tend to look so young is because i have something similar to acne and have had this problem since i was 10!

it seems that i am allergic to myself and have random allergy breakouts that get worse depending on a number of factors

since moving out of that pretty shit hole i was in for 3 years.. my skin is healing

i moved out fully in july, so far i have only had one bad week of skin where i needed some make up to dampen down the look of my skin

because i get cysts in some of my pores, i literally have to perform surgery on my face to get the crap out or it will hurt worse and force me to go to the hospital to get them to do it under pain meds… the cysts tend to reach down and put pressure on nerves making it excruciating the bigger they get

but taking care of my skin constantly makes he have sores that run the risk of getting infected and leaving angry red spots or scars… it is a real bitch and can be a nightmare to hear or see people freak out if i am not wearing makeup

being out of the bad house with the mold has really helped my health

on top of that i started to use a mixture of coconut oil and red palm oil, rubbing it into my skin and sleeping with it on over night

i have no allergies to either but if you try it be warned of possible allergies and staining of towels or sheets haha

first time i tried i worried if the orange tint would wash off my face.. did not want to go around with people thinking i wanted to look like trump.. ick ick lol

but it comes off easily and heals the skin, making it softer, cutting down infection and bacteria that builds up on and in the skin… also helps to slowly make scars go away 😀


so this is me today, no makeup and this is the end of a week were it has been the worst my skin has looked in a about a month and a half 😀


this is me the other day with makeup


haha no eyebrows but who cares


i love that i am healing… finally


also love that i am starting to slim down, i’ve lost 7 kilos, roughly 15 lbs… im at 85 kilo or roughly 187lbs

haha no i dont plan on trying to get stick skinny, my bones and muscle tone would never support that but i would like to get closer to 56kilo or roughly 125 lbs where i was about 10 years ago

i love this picture as it clearly shows more of my lines are coming back as i slim down


less weight means easier to move, easier to find clothing that fits in this weird fashion world of france and elf like bodies… i’m more of a dwarf haha but no beard 😉

i want to be stronger and more healthy



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