dark humor “sacrificial lamb” cake


i was out and about last week

doing the shopping before my boys would spend the weekend with me

all the stores were packed with easter candy

the standard chocolate bunnies and eggs

even the rare chocolate dinosaur!!

but what really got me was the cake i found

it was shaped like a lamb

i nearly lost it at the store

i was repressing so much laughter

knowing the others around me would not understand my humor

i had to have one!

there must be a sacrifice!! hehe

i really wanted to have a barbie doll with a toy knife but well no such luck and wasnt buying one… thought about mr potato head… hehe

also saw a toy boat in my boys room

thought of laying down a protective cover and adding a lil bit of alcohol on the lamb cake

set that on fire and fake a viking pyre haha

my 14 year old was laughing hard at all my ideas

he loves my dark humor

so none of the outlandish stuff…

K.I.S.S. .. as in Keep It Shit Simple or Keep It Simple Stupid

so i sliced into the neck of the cake enough to make a gap

added some strawberries

took some of the strawberry sauce with fig and violet jam to thicken it up to look like blood

and drizzled into the cut for it to pour down

worked great

loved taking the pics and it was very tasty

so i hope you enjoy my dark humor as much as i do

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candy anyone? #SinfulSunday


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Sinful Sunday
so it is easter sunday
i am spiritual instead of religious but i am always big into any excuse to buy candy and tasty things
so i bought lollipops
care for a lick?
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and i bought the larger kinder eggs
what is a pagan holiday without signs of fertility and chocolate!
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sadly you state side folks cant get these cause of choking hazards
the toys inside are fun lol
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and i have dinner in the oven
bought a duck bundle, it is stuffed with farce (minced meat with herbs) and topped with an orange slice
i added hamburgers to the pan, topped those with dried herbs and in all open spaces i added cubes of peeled apple and orange slices
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will serve with salad
hoping my boys enjoy
gatta bring the magic out when there is a holiday

random notes: how NOT to seduce me


srsly people
whatever your gender…
 
if you want to try and court me, seduce me..
here’s some advice… works for new friendships too
 
if i ask you a question… i want an answer
you dont HAVE to give one
 
it’s just that if you want me to ask sub question after sub question under the main question i asked you to begin with..
 
i’m going to be bored
i do NOT want to have a one sided conversation where i have to think for both sides
 
i don’t find it cute to tease information out of people… if you have experience in something, tell me what and we can compare notes 
 
if you have a funny story, tell me so i can laugh instead of having to guess the bits, get the gist of it and feed back what i think MIGHT be the story that YOU experienced
 
if you want to know me, expect to be open (to an extent) about yourself… if i want to be bored and have a one sided conversation… i can blog or talk to my reflection in the mirror
 
and for the love of all that is holy..
do not expect me to timidly hold back on saying what i expect
 
they say in older materiel that a man’s time is money and not to waste his time…
ya know during those more intensely sexist periods of recent history
 
well i don’t play those games.. my time, my energy, is JUST as important…
and one last bit of information..
if you have no personality and just want to fuck
why the hell are you anywhere near me?!
……yes, yes i have had an interesting day with the french boys again.. *eye roll*

hair! to dye or not to dye! zat iz ze question


so my friend is coming to visit next month (april)

she always has wildly colorful hair

now i have never really dyed my hair

some think the idea of me changing color is almost sacrilegious

but my friend had the idea to just dip the tips

add a splash of fun

so she asked me to take some pics of my hair, unaltered and give an idea of what color i would like

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noooooooo fooookin’ clue!

never done this before

only time i ever dyed my hair was dying my pubes black to see what i would look like without matching carpet and drapes haha

so i thought i would share this with you

see what you think

i also jokingly said we should comb through my hair and find all the white ones

dye only those haha

hidden treasure!

“you may find this hard to believe….(no i dont love my laxative)”

but i do have a lot of white hair, it just does this ninja thing and makes my hair look more strawberry blond

so

speak up folks

what color should i dye the tips

or should i do a small lock of color?

tell me tell me

i dont do this fun fashionable shit

 

humor and venting… omg!


humor… part 1

why yes..

that is a banana in my pocket and i am happy to see you

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venting… part 2

omg the stooopids are eating my brain
please save me from people who are privileged enough to display narcissistic tendencies, have no empathy towards others who suffer from triggers and feel that social shaming is delusional and really self afflicted…

i
just
can’t
human
today

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