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    February 2016
    M T W T F S S

i bought a fridge :D

ha! i love fucking with the “help”

so i have been saving up and today i went and bought a fridge
it is just a fridge

i dont need a small freezer section as i bought one of those full armoire freezers last year

both are the same model, very generic, cheap price but decent energy use

well when at the store i forgot to specify which way i needed the door to open…fuck!

ok call the store

but you cant, you have to call the customer service number (even online there is no store number available) so at 0.34 cents per min… i wanted my monies worth

i end up talking with a young guy who has a cute voice
as is often the case with people from certain areas of france… he spoke fast, no spacing between words, so it sounded like a pretty alphabet soup

he was worried i would need someone to help me in english but i told him no, explained how it was his way of speaking fast as described above (minus the part about the soup)

i added in that… like sex (l’amour), being fast is not the goal

while giggling he agreed i have a point

i told him of course i have a point, i was a sex therapist on the radio, i know these things

oh god how he was blushing and giggling, i totally made his day and will not be forgotten by him

it was highlarrrrrious!

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