adventures in teen cooking

so i was away all week, my 18yr old was home alone and decided he wanted to make rock candy

he failed and told me about it when i came home
i was not surprised by the sink full of dishes
he did warn me that the blue in the sink was from him trying to make rock candy

ok no biggy
i thought blue dye in large or small stains

but no

i start sorting the dishes to wash and dumping the contents, when i come to a bowl i thought was full of blue dye and water

no it had his mix in it and the stuff ooooozed out

i was grossed out and giggling madly, almost in tears

now i know what smurf jizz looks like

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