you call that rain? i call that tsunami in training!

holy ass fuck!
rain? no we didnt have rain in town…
no we had a mini fucking tsunami that decided to leave flooding all over the fucking place and not JUST on the lower level bits

drove through a few high patches, no choice… got to one area.. no fucking way, just not passable, saw one smaller car deep in, water had to have been 6″ under where the window starts

double back.. have to get to my son and get him from work
at 23hr in pouring rain when city has been turned into giant water trap

one road down hill was so bad that several of the manholes had blown their tops and lid was on the street, other manholes were propped open/up and a geyser of water shooting up 4′ above the road… trash bags everywhere cause of course it just happened to be trash night

cant go through the old part of the city as 90% is one way roads that double back to nowhere or you end up at points where you need a pass key to continue forward as it is normally closed to traffic

so.. tried the normal way.. lets go up and around and down and out… what? wtf you mean the high ground has a flooded area!
what you mean all the cars are doubling back…

no fucking choice, have to get to my son, have to get home
onward we go, straight line, no sudden movements, keep it constant and dont fucking stop

make it through… momvan..

get up, get upper, go back down, go around, go up again, wait… there he is, topless, in his work hat and soaked

seems he tried to walk on the sidewalk but didnt see the section that dips down for buses and he ended up balls deep in water…

so… we are home, safe…i’m having a beer
feeling like i danced with the devil tonight

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2 Responses

  1. glad you’re home safe

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