HEY STUPID!! no i wont fuck you

if you have been following my blog

you know two things about me

1…. i have no problem posting pics of my breasts, talking about sex and writing erotically

and

2…. i am intelligent

those two things are very dangerous

why

because i will fucking bitch slap your ego back to when you were 5 and just discovering what you can do with your dick while you take a bubble bath

why do i say this

cause 90% of the guys contacting me are fucking retarded

i have multiple profiles on sites like okcupid, adoptunmec, alt, fetlife, seeking arrangements, on va sortir, rent a friend, adultwork, and have been on other “dating sites” … in each profile i explain who i am, what i want and what i need from other people

sure the dating sites are for dating…

i like going out on dates, doesn’t mean your cock is gonna end up in my mouth and sure as hell aint ending up in my pussy just cause you promise to give me an awesome orgasm

promises don’t mean shit

why am i on dating sites if i only want friendship?

duh stupid

one day i might find the perfect guy for me… he sure as fuck better be a friend

everything starts as friendship

i have so few friends in this country and i want more!

dating sites seem to be my only choice to make friends and instead i find fuck nuts thinking they can change my mind

‘srisly i dont fucking think so

i would love to meet more women

i would love to explore women and gain experience and change some of what i write so i focus on sex and not sex with men only

but women are even harder to meet here

gahhhh i want to smack the stupid out of people

if i am on a kink site i expect more people trying to meet for sex and kink

thats a given…

but again

i am fucking clear as all hell with what i want and the type of respect i demand from others contact me

want to be added to my friends list, send me a god damn message first you twatwaffle droopy dick

what to seduce me?

yeah saying you want to smell my farts may not be the best opening message

ok you are submissive… you sure as hell aint MY sub

fine be respectful but be a real fucking person!

i have no time to spend looking through each diminutive statement to find the hidden personality that will tell me if you are even worth my time in the first place

should i like your voice but you cant follow a simple request…

you then blow up my phone with stupidity that you later say is “miscommunication”

when i asked in the first place “do you understand what i want from you” and you say yes

‘srsly!

youz retahded!!

if i am on an adult site to escort.. no i will not fuck you for less than the amount posted

why? cause you don’t fucking merit my body, mind or time to get a fucking freebe or discount

sex is an art if done correctly

and artists of any kind should not learn to create their art, become proficient at their art, spend huge amounts of time maintaining their skill level and then give free shit just cause someone “asked nicely”

fuck you

work is work

pay ya lazy craptastic fucktard

if i am on a sugar daddy site.. what do i want… something special

i dont want to be a princess but i sure as hell want to be treated as i deserve

and that means i want money to better my life and i will make your life richer for making your bank just a tad bit less full

i am not greedy but i am a sure thing and worth every cent

if someone asked me to be theirs exclusively, i would… but it has to be worth it

no one has made it worth it

…. i am smart, funny, expressive, intuitive, empathetic, i am genuine…. i am awake! i am evolved!!

i am not better than others, i am different…

but dammit i am sapiosexual

if you are too stupid to stimulate my brain… i dont want you in my bed

if i want a guy just to fuck and not think, i can go find exactly what i want…but that doesnt interest me

i want brains!

i am like a zombie… STARVING HERE!!!

where the fuck are the brains!!!

i mean srsly! dude! what the fuck!

him: “hey want to meet me”

me: why? be honest
him:”sex”

me: you read my profile?
him: “yes”

me: you understand i dont want sex? you think you can change my mind?
him: “yes”

me: ok you have one chance, good luck
him: “i promise to give you an amazing orgasm”

me: yeah but no! you have to convince me to meet you in the first place, not give me a reason to want to meet you a second time

people are stupid

this day has been stupid

i mean, how many stupid people does it take to convince me to fuck them?
i honestly dont know but they keep trying and i had 5 in the last 10 minutes

4 Responses

  1. Yes, I know it must be so frustrating and humiliating that people don’t seem to understand common courtesy and respect makes all the difference. And I know it must be much harder for women than for men. So sorry miss Shalla, on behalf of my half of the population.

    But someday, sometime, somewhere (why does it sound like sound of music?), you will find somebody who takes the effort to look at you, at your hair, your eyebrows, your nose, your mouth, your eyes. He will see the humour behind the sarcasm, he will see how brave you are and will see things in you that we cannot see in your pictures.

    Hang in there, and you will see how he sees you.
    Hang in there,

    Han van Meegeren

    • haha silly one, i have no more eyebrows, sickness took those

      i hear what you say and thank you

      it is just hard to be clear, direct and explain exactly why i dont want that aspect of attention and to also explain that…yes i share nudes on the net and inspire lust…

      it is a bit of a complex for some

      i am fine with stupidity but what upsets me is the almost rapist mentality behind the way some guys force… it isnt rape but they dont get how much they are violating someone by trying to force their will on another

      i have been a victim of mental/emotional abuse, i am a survivor… but some guys are completely clueless that they are victimizing others..or they dont care

      but women are not that hot either
      too many play games and dont explain what they want, why they need it and like to get attention by acting like a slut but shaming guys for appreciating what they tease

      me it is art and healing and fun… i dont have the energy, time or desire to be a slut

      haha maybe for one special guy but that is different

      so.. be a good man, guide others to be good and communicate better.. apologizing for others isnt going to make changes 😉 xx

  2. Too funny and all to real

    • hehe i seriously need an audio of this, my voice and frustration in the humor would get you giggling madly

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E.B. Starpointer

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