not allowed out of my room by order of the kitten

i swear my life is odd and i couldnt make up half the shit that comes out of my mouth

the kitten has taken a sweater and is using it as a soft spot to sleep outside my door

seems paprika is on guard duty as she sleeps with one eye open

and when escape is possible

i find google guarding my 8 year old son

though it seems the floor is much too dangerous and my son’s feet are not allowed to touch the ground

possible boogieman siting though it is day light hours but what do i know

obviously he is an undercover agent of some sort as i found him poking his nose into my business earlier

i tell ya.. cats these days

crazy cats