google is mental!

i went to see a friend
he has a female cat, about 3yrs old
she is still a virgin
she is suuuuuch a lil wannabe slut
so she rubs all over me, smells google on my clothing and bag
rubs alllllll over anything that is mine

i get home
google shys away from me petting him
i kinda put vinegar on his ears earlier to get rid of the ticks he got from the nearby field
he suddenly smells the female cat

gets this look in his eyes
does this voice that sounds like “i am so going to rape your god damn arm RIGHT FUCKING NOW”
and reaches up to try and grab my wrist

weird day
no beer

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E.B. Starpointer

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