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am i the only one to see the phantom cocks?


i dont watch tv often

the tv in france is not worth watching for the most part and i get frustrated with the voice overs in films… worse when you have the voice over and the original voice behind!!!

not to mention allllll the repeated tv series… i hated “friends” the first time it was a rerun! i don’t mind soooo much watching tony danza again but some of the other late 80s / early 90s tv was crap!

so i try to avoid tv

but i keep seeing this one advertisement for helping you keep your house warm

idea is you have these drafts that enter and sort of annoy or attack you… hey why not draw them like phantoms…!!!

J’éco-rénove, j’économise : en route pour les travaux !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaHuoJw_h0Q 

yeah… i swear i keep seeing phantoms trying to look like “slimer” from ghost busters but pre-made in a dildo factory

tell me what you think 😉

tell me

Ninja Attack! ….another laundry day


there will be more to this story but i have to tease you a bit first

ninjas are real!

one rushed me as it threw a shoe and men’s (wet but clean) under garments at me!

the door to the dryer simply BURST open and things of all kinds rushed at me

i tell you! Ninjas are real! i being a pirate wench know when i am being attacked! 😉

all i can say is… i stuffed those naughty men things and that shoe into the dryer before more could escape to get me!

i think i might have even let out a southern/creole style “GET BACK IN DERE!” as i tried to force the door closed enough to not be further menaced by such an evil Ninja

also having to shout “OI!!! Monsieur Monsieur!” and getting him to understand that the Ninjas were escaping!!

i think he thought i was mad but really… if you are a writer of ANYTHING sexual, let alone a blog of the naughty sort… well then it fits that men’s underwear throw themselves at you…in a ninja way of course

and yes i gave this male from the handball team the link to my blog

not that it will do him much good as i dont write in french …lol …opps ..lol-again

so this was just a small part of my day, i will come back and share more… even more from the laundry but also the rest of my mad world

LOVEEEEEESSSSSSS you

BED TIME…am a bit brain dead…need sleep or coffee and the coffee is downstairs

(armedwithcoffee)

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