my post for #TmiTuesday #FashionPolice

Note: this is in response to the blog TMI Tuesday
and inspired me to start writing again. I do hope to get back into the swing of writing for my blog but I have been having some issues of late and lost interest in a great many things… I still lack interest but am trying to bring it back by forcing the issue.

1…What is the most revealing thing you have ever worn in public?

Aside from the time I was nude on the train tracks in rural France… and yes 3 trains passed as I was taking pictures of said nudity… so it does count as being revealing in public…. *blush* the best part being that the first train must have warned the second to be on the lookout because that second train “honked” at us during the impromptu shoot

In December of 2012, I went to xmass parties in different parts of London, the best experience was when I went to the Kink VIP bar for their party. Lots of good friends, some twats but that is expected since no one is perfect 😉

The following outfit was warn 😉

As you can see, leather underbust corset, goth tutu, stockings and nipple covers made out of heart shaped nipple adhesive with fake pointsettia leaves

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2…Have you ever unwittingly shown more than you intended in public due to a wardrobe malfunction?

No but a cop in London and others in Soho thought I did. Same outfit as above but a different party and I had been getting ready to change and leave but walked out after a friend and had taken the pointsettia leaves off so the flesh color of the pasties covering my nipples, at first glance, seemed as if I was fully topless

3….Are you more likely to arrive at an event over or under dressed?

That depends on the event, if it is a kink event I will determine if I want to show off or just be myself… after all if you aren’t interested in seeing me for who I am, why should I show you the rest of my natural wonders

For the most part I like to play dress up, show off the beautiful corsets and accessories I have bought but if I am traveling to an event by plane… then I am limited to how much I can bring with me

My leather underbust corset is heavy, weighing nearly a kilo and if you add in all the other things I have to bring, flights like ryanair just don’t give you much to work with 😉

4…Tell us about a time when you have arrived at a venue and immediately wished you could leave because you were dressed completely inappropriately?

I do admit I felt overdressed at my cousins wedding, a vanilla setting for sure and I warned her I was going to wear my corset, one of them, I didn’t know which but I was told this was ok

I get there and yes… I don’t fit in… I really am well past the “black sheep of the family” and on to the …. “Ooo look at me! I’m a pink flamingo!”

I did try to class it up and used my lovely black silk waist cincher with red oriental flowers but really, there is only so much you can do when going to a vanilla wedding 😉

I reminded myself… this is my family, I love them, they know I am odd and write a sex blog, was a sex therapist on the radio and that I have never truly been “normal” and had a great time anyway

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5…What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you love with a passion?

A smile… seriously

As for clothing, I love a man in a kilt… hell I know a sexy lesbian that can rock a leather kilt and knows how to wear it properly *evil grin* getting on my knees and reaching up as I watch her face while I kilt checked her and then masturbated her in public… very briefly…

Otherwise I love a man that can rock a good pair of jeans with a t-shirt and if he can just as easily wear a suit and collarless shirt… mmmm that will make me purr

Best right now is my male sub… I call him my dog, I love it when all he wears is a black apron and cooks for me

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6….What is the one thing that a lover/man/woman wears that you hate with a passion?

I don’t like dirty… now I am fine with a guy just in from a run, the garden, a garage… but there is a difference between doing something vs just not giving a damn about their image and wearing underwear with holes, looking like a slob and making too much money to be a hobo

You don’t have to keep up with the current “fashion trends” but for the love of all that is holy… have some pride in yourself

Bonus: You and your friend are going to a special event and you know that he/she has spent a lot of time and possibly money on their outfit and are very excited about what they have created. They refuse to show you their outfit until you are both ready to leave for the event and you find that they look awful. What do you do?

I always give honest answers to questions and if they look awful I will tell them but never in a painful way. I know how personal something can be and you want to get it just right, some things have special meaning. Any criticism I give will always be constructive and offer ways to help but won’t force the issues

I am NOT the type to humiliate and put others down

On a side note, I love how my 5 year old says I am “vachement jolie” which means very pretty… and of course I have to show up at his school dressed to the 9s so I can compete with the other French moms… he is a riot

6 Responses

  1. I thoroughly enjoyed this.

    Poinsettias are a nice holiday touch *giggle*

    I am amazed at the naked on train tracks story.

    -H

    • hahah.. i think i have pictures of the train tracks story in the folder for scavenger hunt… ha! found it
      https://lilmissshalla.wordpress.com/2012/05/07/my-1st-scavenger-hunt-2/ warning… one nude is artistic/covered but other one isnt lol

  2. Nothing says Christmas like your picture posted here!

  3. *spanks your dogs ass* Lovely post! 😉

    • he really does have a lovely ass… he is very vain lol
      he is trying to gain mass and is working on his arms and stomach for the last few months

      • Oh I can imagine that, and I’m sure the result is very yummy 😉

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E.B. Starpointer

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