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4 toys for tonight

written 9 months ago

i have a wonderful sex toy… but for the last two weeks i have been forced to use it as my naughty perverted friends tempt and tease me while they know i have to behave
i wore out the batteries…

it is an awesome toy
i mean..IT HAS A TURBO BUTTON!! O.O and it bends well and is soft and solid and has many speeds!
i wore it out because the last two weeks i was in london and all my pervy friends kept writing smut for me… i was horny for two weeks non stop in a hostel with 3 sexy young spanish woman walking around in just panties and short tops! i had to behave!!!! whimpers

but

i have 4 toys that are a great back up plan

i put one egg into my ass, in one of those jelly sacks with bumps
ben wa balls in the front, a dildo in next
then another egg at my clit

i then straddle a pillow and grind to some really good music

those 4 toys are my plan for the night

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