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no, not tonight i have a headache #SinfulSunday

i have been suffering migraines a lot lately


i have been having brain pains

vasculitis or however you spell it

the pain has been bad and some days i cant function

then i have a burst of health and energy

and i feel me again

the other day i was out shopping and i saw something that made me giggle

i was thinking

“take two and call me in the morning”

so i bought these lil cocks

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and then i saw this

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“zizi de secours” ….. emergency willy

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and if the first two dont take away the pain

well… time to see a professional

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for normal headaches they do say that sex will help

but this is brain pain

i want to crawl away and hide

so this is my sunday

remembering the humor in sex and keeping you all giggling

keeping myself sane

i’m gonna go hide now



remember, sinful sunday is all about the image

check out who else is being sinful

 Sinful Sunday

old world feel #SinfulSunday #ScavengerHunt

Sinful Sunday is all about the image!

enjoy our lovely group of kinky and erotic friends

join in the fun by (re)tweeting our blogs

commenting on those of us participating


hopefully gaining the courage to create your own sinful sunday to share

click on the lips to see who else is being sinful

Sinful Sunday

i went out with TinMan while there was still light

we toured around the area

he showed me a few places i might like

darker it got as the adventure continued

over the river and through the woods is a good description

we saw things i already knew but from a different angel

and he showed me a few that i had never seen

i will show more over the next few days but i am exhausted tonight

but for now

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this pic is of me standing in an old washing point along the river

when i see these old, covered washing areas

i often wonder what happened there throught the centuries

i love being along the rivers edge

i saw tadpoles!

stop being stupid #rant #SendItToCalifornia #water

i wrote and posted this on facebook

i am so sick of people being stupid and happy in their misery instead of standing up and making the world better for everyone


rant (to those in california but also the rest of the world!)


dear people in california….

i keep seeing people i know or friends of friends on here or twitter of wherever who say “send it to california”

seriously? why?!!

ok you need water

what about the dessert countries do they need it any less?

do you think of them?

you may have less but you have it and its usually clean

what about kids/families that have no stable source of clean water

if you want water


why? cause you live next to a huge body of water!!

the caps are melting adding MORE water

there happen to be other lives doing that thing called living in the water..

purifying it might kinda be a good idea in general but more so if you want to keep doing that thing called eating them

the price of gas is high cause oil is omg running out and fuckers are greedy

you want water?

be mad fucking max and make water a high commodity

yes money can be made on investing in taking care of people and the planet!

making fresh, clean water means investing in other supporting technology which causes this thing called a chain reaction of jobs!

creating more jobs means a better quality of life!

and if you do it right, there is no reason it couldnt be implemented in other locations that have poisoned water due to stupid humans/businesses or natural disasters

and there is also that future point that if any of you fuckers want to leave earth for some other far flung world

it might be nice to have this type of technology perfected first

if you cant do it at home why the fuck do you think you could survive elsewhere!

as for people in flooding zones or high snow zones

well fuck, if we had better purification systems in place

maybe we could collect a portion of the run off and help avoid so many disasters that happen from over saturation

why leave huge mini mountains of snow to block people off

adding toxic chemicals or salt to the roads to keep the ice from forming

all of this causes over saturating an area from the water and other things that kill the flora and fauna and eat away at cars, roads and harming our health

if we could shovel it up, haul it off to a treatment plant, process and store it

well hell… maybe there would be less drought going on

and more jobs to help boost the economy

but ya know

all of this is a moot point if the majority of people keep focused on ….omg send it here or omg look at how big my/her tits look in this/that or omg this reality tv show is so worth all my time!!

not enough people are thinking

not enough people are doing something for the future

our priorities are fucked up (fuck “race”, religion, gender, stereotypes etc)

we are failing as HUMANS

we let petty bullshit get tagged onto situations and then they spiral out of control

we stop giving a damn about other people and what they go through

we pass blame without knowing all the details, can’t be bothered to learn the truth and refuse to do anything to make it all better

stop bitching

stop whining

stop doing the pity me song and dance

stop pointing fingers!!

all of you get off your ass and make a difference!

push this world to a better future instead of running it into the ground and being callous fucktards!

utopia is like perfection

something to strive for, the act of working for it makes everything better

but perfection and utopia are a myth

you cant have it but you can still make a difference and up the quality of life!

and that is the next best thing!

so get smarter

stop doubting yourself and make a difference

even something small helps

panties… random musing

i seriously need my house organised!
i know i have clean panties
i have no idea where they are…
ok not that i need them if i wear a dress but still dammit!
it’s the principle of the thing!

audio a day for the month of may…canceled till further notice

due to audioboom being a bunch of whimps

i can no longer post anything sexual

so i took off everything but the “hi this is me” audio

i will be deleting that account

seems if you stay under the radar they don’t care but

god forbid you contact them for help and they find out that you might post something even remotely erotic

when it was audioboo instead of boom… the folks representing them on twitter had said what i was doing was ok

and then things changed

was fun going into a panic attack worried if they would delete my work (no matter how boring or badly done) before i could save it

you see, when i joined years ago, audioboo had no way to save anything you uploaded to their site

either way audioboo or audioboom, the site is badly organised and they have no way to safely section away people like me or others who post NSFW messages… so it isnt my fault

they just suck

and now i have to find a new site

i know i can post normal shit on soundcloud but fear having the same crap happen if i post anything erotic

so i am stuck

if you have any suggestions on how i can post my words and not get smacked down for it

i would love the help

Charlie In The Pool

Permanently single 20 something struggling with men and sex (or lack of it), battling my own mind and not coping with the whole being a grown up thing. Sometimes there are boobs.

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