long ass fucking day and it started yesterday and no serious sleep
ok what the actual fuck is this music….
right back to ane brun and all the fun mix that comes after
where the hell was i
i am all out of rum but i have wine
when in france do as the french
and by that i do not mean to be male and think you have the fucking right to blackmail me into having sex with you
but i digress
there is wine
and so there shall be pictures of said wine
and maybe boobs
i dont know yet
i’m typing on the fly and harassing friends on facebook to kidnap me and save me from the normal fucknuggets of doooooom
DOOOM I TELL YOU
though it could be worse, i could be jak and working the gas pumps and trying NOT to let anyone kill themselves
long story and the guy best come out with a comic book because you just cant make up the shit he deals with
i know, i have seen stuff that would turn your hair white if you had a clue
sadly many have no such clue
ok seriously ads on youtube SHUT DA FUCK UP!
yes yes i am typing without thinking
this is pure shlock and fuck YES i could rant like this in person
not in french
need more verbs and other such bits of (no french people i dont mean dicks) of other sorts of words to keep my venting spewing forth in some semblance of coherent thought
where was i
no not you
it, them, her… of fuck yes HER!!!
fuck you evil almost 20 year old female of “WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP” personality
but noooo NOOOOOOoooooOOOOO god (of what ever sort you like or dont believe in) forbid i vent and tell her to her face how much she drives me fucking mental
see… an hour.. ok..
a couple of hours… i can breathe
couple of hours, she sleeps, spends allllll fucking day listening to the “DOESN’T UNDERSTAND HOW TO SHUT UP” person who will be staying with me… thanks to the invite and good semaritanship of my 18yr old… all …fucking…month
and october starts tomorrow
well in about 30 min really
so 31 FUCKING DAYS
including my birthday
plus today and part of yesterday
i gave the Buddhists a 10er today
how rare is it for me to see them in town
3 is the magic number right?
seems they are in town from a big monastery in southern india
they invited me to visit them while they are in town
i might just fucking need it
YES FUCK YOU I SAY FUCK A LOT
screw you baby minded innocent soul sucking prat!
i’m a god damn pirate wench!
… *licks lips*
mmmmmm MMMM mmmm it’s nice!!
last year was a bitch
and what happened?
i found a ton of 4 or more leafed clovers
not a one this year
but last year the clovers gave me hope
stupid you may say
well if you do
FUCK OFF :p
out of the blue i see red!
ok orange but still
close enough for a cigar
i run off and bow to them
i was so excited!!
then i get back to my car and sudden urge to give them a gift!
ran after them and had a small chat and gave them money
cause it really is kind of hard to fake looking like a Buddhist monk
and a group of 3?
i could have hugged them all
i had not been so happy in such a long time
it was mental!
like suddenly all the shit i was coping with was gone just seeeeeeeing them
i could have sucked all their cocks and made both of our day
ok granted i have yet to do anything like that and well
would be a great tale to tell the grandkids… ya know when of legal age and my lost faculty
cant all be monk suckers
*giggling madly… losing angry vent of rage’y’doom*
ok so yeah
back to the happy sunshine rays of monk happiness
and not happy ending’ness mind you
oh do shut up! i have not gone mental or even drank half the bottle yet!!
so the monks where there
i was there
i kept my calm
went back to the madness that is “dear miss please SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP”
i have my wine
she has her whine
i like mine better
so i just want a moment of piece
no no…ohhhhh fucking NO
i get the joy of driving her home before i can get to the “big” town and chill with my book and a beer
no “screw you go take your meds you will not fucking blackmail me into sex you wanna be big fish in a small pond! i am not your lil slut meal of a small fish! I AM THE FUCKING WATER YOU SWIM IN! I AM THE WATER SPRITE THAT WILL STEAL THE AIR FROM YOUR LUNGS AND DROWN YOUR SCRAWNY ASS”
i get the joy of picking her up and bringing her home while 18yr old son comes home alone on his scooter
too far, too dark, too damn cold for her
cunt nugget of doom has to talk
and OH..MY….GAWDDDDD… she has to talk
doesnt matter what
can be about how she has a bugger up her nose and ends up pulling out her brain
no no still a bugger… am sure there is no brain lodged up in there
but i have to be polite
i have to be calm
all i wanna do is sing and drive in the darkness and enjoy something called ..”silence”
but no… just no
and i just told part of that to my 18yr old who came in to get a battery for his remote
he was almost dying with laughter and i’m crying from the humor and truth and frustration haha
told him i want to be nominated as a saint
she is staying all….fucking… month
cause she drives everyone fucking mental!!
her mom kicked her out
cause the two of them are like fire and gasoline
you just cant tell which will make the other worse
we took her shopping for food today.. she has a minimal allowance
i was so proud of my 18yr old
he showed her how to shop, what to buy, why, how to save
i realized that for all the bull shit he and i deal with when it comes to each other
i didnt fail as a parent
my boy CAN live on his own… mostly.. still that thing about waking up on time for work
but he CAN do it!
he KNOWS how!!!
i didn’t fail!
her mom failed
i had to fucking tell her NO YOU DO NOT TALK TO PEOPLE THAT WAY IT IS FUCKING INSULTING AS ALL HELL AND ONLY LIL KIDS CAN KIND OF GET AWAY WITH IT
but ya know…with nicer words
AND FUCKING THEN!!!!! i had to nicely and calmly say that …yes yes i understand what i am saying hurts but it hurts more because you are having to learn this as an adult and should have been taught this as a kid… so yes i understand your pain and i am honestly not TRYING to cause you pain
ohzzzzzz a fucking GAWD!!!! i am not paid enough for this shit!!!!
KARMA I WANT BONUS POINTS!!
seeing the monks
was like a sign from the universe…
hey lady! we haven’t forgotten you, hang in there and dont die or kill her… no no smacking her around is also not a choice
i am locked in my room
1 min to midnight
wine is now lower than before
i have vented
i dont give a shit what i have said
besides the fact that i want to be nominated as a saint!
someone said i should be named the patron saint of boobies!
WORKS FOR ME!!
make it so #1 !!
where was i?
mmmmm MMMMMmmmmmm tasty!
hahahahh *giggle snort*
just raised my glass to google (my cat for you ignorant class A cunts not in the know) and said “santé”
i take a sip as he winks and licks one side of his muzzle
thus the giggle snort
and he goes back to licking his balls
typical male :D
well either his balls or his ass but i just aint that interested in the knowing
wrong species of sexiness haha
face(cuntiness of doom)book
i posted this earlier
read it.. boggle your mind.. if you havent already
currently blogging my vent so i can point people to YOU GET YOUR LAZY ASS THERE AND READ MY RANDOM SHIT SPEWING FROM THE PIE HOLE THAT IS MY MOUTH… sort of thing
no wait that was a private pm that i wanted to say to anyone who wondered why i was ranting on twitter
havent made it that far as i am still writing this dribble
*runs back to face(cunt of the month that needs a douching)book to find the proper quote”
got distracted by an empty post… had to fill it
oh the humanity!
next blog will have lots of “fuck, fuck you, fuck this, FUCK OFF” but no actual fucks given and yes this wine is FUCKING tasty.. thanks for asking
don’t let me near the keys when venting… with or without wine
*runs off AGAIN to find that infernal quote”
is it this one?
who is going to nominate me for saint hood?
i am not even fucking joking
no not that one…
ok maybe it is that one cause other wise it is the mock scare of facebook stealing panties
desperately wish it was true! hehehehe
i know there was an “uh oh” involved
someone said my boobs should be made into copies for people to worship and oil in their own shrine… though i still want my boobs oiled cause… i am an attention whore! on occasion and only with the right people hahah
there was this
could have paid about 9€ for a beer in town (counting tip, conversation, alone time to nurse the beer and parking fee but not counting gas to and from bar)…. instead home with my own fucking bottle of wine for less than 7.50€ … you lot is my company, am hiding in my room, will vent and be snarky on twitter, aint gonna smack her, aint gonna bitch…. just gonna be zen like… allllll fucking month
ok seriously WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
guy i know sends me this and the comments are as follows
him: don’t get mad
me: fuck you…
ok go ahead i’m listening
wont be mad now hahah
seriously? who the fuck has the balls to send me a “don’t get mad message”
i had a though
i think i lost it
must reread to find out where i put it
and now I have reread it all
ya know what
this random rant shit is way better than what I wanted to quote in the first place! HA!!
so last quote on the wine
so…. i am drinking holy water
must be true since jesus supposedly turned water into wine
or maybe i am drinking the good stuff from bacchus’ bits
either way it is wine time
it is a sauturnes from 2013
chateau roumieu la légende
nice golden dessert wine
sweet but smooth, slight heat, thicker than some of the other lesser but tasty dessert wines… i wouldnt exactly say fruity but for sure not woody
i could make a killer white sangria with this but very nice all on its own and by far the best 7.50€ i have spent all month (750ml)
oh and seriously… look at dat ass! i love my lil tree
ok now i am bitchy in a fun sarcastic way and horny
but toooooo fucking sober for this shit
no boobs for you!
too many cheap’o’s, have to limit how much you get to see of me ya bastards :p
i blame that on the wine
true or not
wine is my escape goat
and now to use the we vibe 4 plus that was give as an early birthday gift by someone not so el cheap’o
all gifts welcome
occasional videos of said gifts provided
i say occasional because few give me gifts
note to self: publish those damn entries you wrote for the book the wonderful cara sutra gave you over a fucking year ago!
and write comments on the book and game you won from molly’s daily kiss meme competition for sinful sunday
holy shit i have slacked of sooooo badly
dear universe i have earned my karma points
i’d like to cash in on the good stuff not the reject crap at the fair grounds stalls
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