dont fuck with me when i drive!


ohhhhhhzzzzmahfuckingGAWD
so wanted to use my car/momvan to reach ramming speeds and fuck up this creep tonight!

dickshit decided he just had to ride my ass so close i could see the whites of his eyes in the rear view, then at the round about goes from behind me (left lane) to cut off guy next to me (right lane) and take the circle nearly hitting me so he can drive a straight line on a curved area

i am used to buttmuches like this but he seriously had me torked off and heart was pounding and fuck i wanted to nail his side with the front of my car… cause i could have! RAMMING SPEEDS!!
had i been one of those other simpering wetnosed shits on the road it would have been simple to get confused and punch the accelerator instead of the break

i maneuvered fine, used to this shit by now, punched my horn loud, strong and long as i took the curve well and didnt fuck over anyone behind me

dickforbrains went on to play musical lanes before he finally turned out of sight

i was so pissed i was shaking

hope the shiny ass fuck gets a craving for bestiality and shags an armadillo

please don’t stop the music #sinfulsunday #scavengerhunt


so yesterday was busy

so busy i am not even going to write it all

i am busy today too haha

but if i dont post now i will forget and be exhausted tonight

so…

yesterday there was music

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and sound checks

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and i got to spend time in a valley

a blanket under me

good man at my side

music playing loud at the stage below us

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and…

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yes yes i have a cigarette in my hand

for anyone that wants to say something about it

shut up now

don’t want to hear it

yesterday was long

full of stress

but the music was good

the guy at my side was good

the pictures taken were fun

i need more next time

anyway

i hope your sunday is being sinful

please check out the rest of us participating in the sinful sunday meme

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HEY STUPID!! no i wont fuck you


if you have been following my blog

you know two things about me

1…. i have no problem posting pics of my breasts, talking about sex and writing erotically

and

2…. i am intelligent

those two things are very dangerous

why

because i will fucking bitch slap your ego back to when you were 5 and just discovering what you can do with your dick while you take a bubble bath

why do i say this

cause 90% of the guys contacting me are fucking retarded

i have multiple profiles on sites like okcupid, adoptunmec, alt, fetlife, seeking arrangements, on va sortir, rent a friend, adultwork, and have been on other “dating sites” … in each profile i explain who i am, what i want and what i need from other people

sure the dating sites are for dating…

i like going out on dates, doesn’t mean your cock is gonna end up in my mouth and sure as hell aint ending up in my pussy just cause you promise to give me an awesome orgasm

promises don’t mean shit

why am i on dating sites if i only want friendship?

duh stupid

one day i might find the perfect guy for me… he sure as fuck better be a friend

everything starts as friendship

i have so few friends in this country and i want more!

dating sites seem to be my only choice to make friends and instead i find fuck nuts thinking they can change my mind

‘srisly i dont fucking think so

i would love to meet more women

i would love to explore women and gain experience and change some of what i write so i focus on sex and not sex with men only

but women are even harder to meet here

gahhhh i want to smack the stupid out of people

if i am on a kink site i expect more people trying to meet for sex and kink

thats a given…

but again

i am fucking clear as all hell with what i want and the type of respect i demand from others contact me

want to be added to my friends list, send me a god damn message first you twatwaffle droopy dick

what to seduce me?

yeah saying you want to smell my farts may not be the best opening message

ok you are submissive… you sure as hell aint MY sub

fine be respectful but be a real fucking person!

i have no time to spend looking through each diminutive statement to find the hidden personality that will tell me if you are even worth my time in the first place

should i like your voice but you cant follow a simple request…

you then blow up my phone with stupidity that you later say is “miscommunication”

when i asked in the first place “do you understand what i want from you” and you say yes

‘srsly!

youz retahded!!

if i am on an adult site to escort.. no i will not fuck you for less than the amount posted

why? cause you don’t fucking merit my body, mind or time to get a fucking freebe or discount

sex is an art if done correctly

and artists of any kind should not learn to create their art, become proficient at their art, spend huge amounts of time maintaining their skill level and then give free shit just cause someone “asked nicely”

fuck you

work is work

pay ya lazy craptastic fucktard

if i am on a sugar daddy site.. what do i want… something special

i dont want to be a princess but i sure as hell want to be treated as i deserve

and that means i want money to better my life and i will make your life richer for making your bank just a tad bit less full

i am not greedy but i am a sure thing and worth every cent

if someone asked me to be theirs exclusively, i would… but it has to be worth it

no one has made it worth it

…. i am smart, funny, expressive, intuitive, empathetic, i am genuine…. i am awake! i am evolved!!

i am not better than others, i am different…

but dammit i am sapiosexual

if you are too stupid to stimulate my brain… i dont want you in my bed

if i want a guy just to fuck and not think, i can go find exactly what i want…but that doesnt interest me

i want brains!

i am like a zombie… STARVING HERE!!!

where the fuck are the brains!!!

i mean srsly! dude! what the fuck!

him: “hey want to meet me”

me: why? be honest
him:”sex”

me: you read my profile?
him: “yes”

me: you understand i dont want sex? you think you can change my mind?
him: “yes”

me: ok you have one chance, good luck
him: “i promise to give you an amazing orgasm”

me: yeah but no! you have to convince me to meet you in the first place, not give me a reason to want to meet you a second time

people are stupid

this day has been stupid

i mean, how many stupid people does it take to convince me to fuck them?
i honestly dont know but they keep trying and i had 5 in the last 10 minutes

you inspired today’s blog #SFW #photo


i have received private messages on fetlife or other sites for years

always saying the same thing

“you inspire me” “you give me hope” “i can’t post pics like this to the world but i can love my body”

women…and men! have told me how brave i am to love myself, maybe not be content with all of my body

but to still go against the body shaming that people and society encourages

i love myself, i love aspects of my body and i am slowly shaping my body to the way i want to look

for better health and more energy… not because people think for me or tell me what to do or tell me what is considered attractive

i have no problem with other people and their body… so long as they are healthy and wear clothing that fits their shape

which is why i ave a serious problem with the fashion industry

how fucking complicated is it to make attractive clothing for people of different sizes?!

all shapes, all heights, all the different people with the same goal… to spend money looking and feeling good

stupidity annoys me to no end

ANYWAY

i decided to post a picture taken of me in wisconsin during my trip this past june

showing off my new capris that fit my curves well

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since may, i have started to slim down, my numbers havent changed much but my shape and face are both showing the differences that mark i am losing or reorganizing the weight

i am 5’0 or 152.5cm (silly i know)

i weigh 85 kilo or 187 lbs or 13.38 st

most of my weight is in my legs

i spent years doing sports and roller skating reallllly changed the shape of my legs

muscle weighs more than fat

but my breasts are heavy haha

E on the left

F on the right

i have scars and stretch marks

i have a body that has been through a lot

things mark my body even if they are not visible

but this is my body

i only have the one

i want to enjoy life in this body, treat it well and enjoy others

find your own desires, make them happen

love your body

dont listen to anyone who body shames

love who you are… faults and all

the reason i posted this today?

another lovely leaving a message

if i keep inspiring others to be kind to their-self

i will keep posting

i love my curves #eroticphoto


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the gentle curves which artists used to worship

now shamed by modern media

i love my curves

i love my old world classic beauty

i love that i don’t give a rats ass what media says *grin*

i hope you love your body too

no mater the differences

you are beautiful too

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