if you have been following my blog
you know two things about me
1…. i have no problem posting pics of my breasts, talking about sex and writing erotically
2…. i am intelligent
those two things are very dangerous
because i will fucking bitch slap your ego back to when you were 5 and just discovering what you can do with your dick while you take a bubble bath
why do i say this
cause 90% of the guys contacting me are fucking retarded
i have multiple profiles on sites like okcupid, adoptunmec, alt, fetlife, seeking arrangements, on va sortir, rent a friend, adultwork, and have been on other “dating sites” … in each profile i explain who i am, what i want and what i need from other people
sure the dating sites are for dating…
i like going out on dates, doesn’t mean your cock is gonna end up in my mouth and sure as hell aint ending up in my pussy just cause you promise to give me an awesome orgasm
promises don’t mean shit
why am i on dating sites if i only want friendship?
one day i might find the perfect guy for me… he sure as fuck better be a friend
everything starts as friendship
i have so few friends in this country and i want more!
dating sites seem to be my only choice to make friends and instead i find fuck nuts thinking they can change my mind
‘srisly i dont fucking think so
i would love to meet more women
i would love to explore women and gain experience and change some of what i write so i focus on sex and not sex with men only
but women are even harder to meet here
gahhhh i want to smack the stupid out of people
if i am on a kink site i expect more people trying to meet for sex and kink
thats a given…
i am fucking clear as all hell with what i want and the type of respect i demand from others contact me
want to be added to my friends list, send me a god damn message first you twatwaffle droopy dick
what to seduce me?
yeah saying you want to smell my farts may not be the best opening message
ok you are submissive… you sure as hell aint MY sub
fine be respectful but be a real fucking person!
i have no time to spend looking through each diminutive statement to find the hidden personality that will tell me if you are even worth my time in the first place
should i like your voice but you cant follow a simple request…
you then blow up my phone with stupidity that you later say is “miscommunication”
when i asked in the first place “do you understand what i want from you” and you say yes
if i am on an adult site to escort.. no i will not fuck you for less than the amount posted
why? cause you don’t fucking merit my body, mind or time to get a fucking freebe or discount
sex is an art if done correctly
and artists of any kind should not learn to create their art, become proficient at their art, spend huge amounts of time maintaining their skill level and then give free shit just cause someone “asked nicely”
work is work
pay ya lazy craptastic fucktard
if i am on a sugar daddy site.. what do i want… something special
i dont want to be a princess but i sure as hell want to be treated as i deserve
and that means i want money to better my life and i will make your life richer for making your bank just a tad bit less full
i am not greedy but i am a sure thing and worth every cent
if someone asked me to be theirs exclusively, i would… but it has to be worth it
no one has made it worth it
…. i am smart, funny, expressive, intuitive, empathetic, i am genuine…. i am awake! i am evolved!!
i am not better than others, i am different…
but dammit i am sapiosexual
if you are too stupid to stimulate my brain… i dont want you in my bed
if i want a guy just to fuck and not think, i can go find exactly what i want…but that doesnt interest me
i want brains!
i am like a zombie… STARVING HERE!!!
where the fuck are the brains!!!
i mean srsly! dude! what the fuck!
him: “hey want to meet me”
me: why? be honest
me: you read my profile?
me: you understand i dont want sex? you think you can change my mind?
me: ok you have one chance, good luck
him: “i promise to give you an amazing orgasm”
me: yeah but no! you have to convince me to meet you in the first place, not give me a reason to want to meet you a second time
people are stupid
this day has been stupid
i mean, how many stupid people does it take to convince me to fuck them?
i honestly dont know but they keep trying and i had 5 in the last 10 minutes
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